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Mike Schmidt

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: May 25, 2015Latest: January 23, 2017

Mike Schmidt has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony January 23, 2017 Bucket Pull · January 23, 2017

Mike performs three short experimental poems: 'Downtown Los Angeles' about rain and masturbating hobos, 'Modern Love' about wanting to eat a revolver, and 'Womanhood' comparing women to storms. Very dark, surreal humor.

  • 'I am the sound of masturbating hobos' in rain poem.
  • Modern love poem: 'all I want to eat is this revolver'.
  • Womanhood: 'like a powerful storm...I hate all my sweaters'.
Kill Tony May 25, 2015 Bucket Pull · May 25, 2015

Bicyclists called city deer. Childhood memory of mother reminding him of starving African children, they laughed because Republicans. Thought racist meant liking cars, learned at NASCAR. Grandfather deathbed warning about lost youth, dark punchline about boy telling police everything.

  • Navigates bicyclists in LA, calls them city deer instead.
  • Thought racist meant liking fast cars, realized at first NASCAR event.
  • Grandfather warned never to waste youth, dark punchline about boy telling police.