Mike Schmidt
Mike Schmidt has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Mike performs three short experimental poems: 'Downtown Los Angeles' about rain and masturbating hobos, 'Modern Love' about wanting to eat a revolver, and 'Womanhood' comparing women to storms. Very dark, surreal humor.
- 'I am the sound of masturbating hobos' in rain poem.
- Modern love poem: 'all I want to eat is this revolver'.
- Womanhood: 'like a powerful storm...I hate all my sweaters'.
Bicyclists called city deer. Childhood memory of mother reminding him of starving African children, they laughed because Republicans. Thought racist meant liking cars, learned at NASCAR. Grandfather deathbed warning about lost youth, dark punchline about boy telling police everything.
- Navigates bicyclists in LA, calls them city deer instead.
- Thought racist meant liking fast cars, realized at first NASCAR event.
- Grandfather warned never to waste youth, dark punchline about boy telling police.