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Oscar Vargas

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: August 31, 2015Latest: December 4, 2017

Oscar Vargas has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #240 Bucket Pull · December 4, 2017

Oscar performed about being a former Jehovah's Witness, discussing door-to-door rejection and emotional unavailability. He joked about not having emotional energy for relationships, comparing interactions to McDonald's service (McChicken vs. McFriend).

  • Rejected at doors as Jehovah's Witness; now can't let people get emotionally close.
  • Don't have emotional energy for relationships—barely have enough for a McChicken.
Kill Tony August 31, 2015 Bucket Pull · August 31, 2015

24-year-old in seven-year relationship discussing girlfriend dropping hints about engagement via ring emojis. Jokes about not having pill finger emoji and plans to propose with Blu-ray.

  • Girlfriend dropping ring emoji hints in texts daily
  • Planning to propose with Blu-ray instead of ring