Parker Searfoss
Parker Searfoss has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Parker discussed moving from Texas and theories about Southern niceness correlating with racism. He made statistical jokes about serial killers and Southern kindness.
- Southern niceness theory using finite supply metaphor
- Serial killers being nice to neighbors proves they're nice
Parker does a bit about why the first openly gay athlete would be a pitcher, since the catcher is literally his target and he has to stare at his genitals.
- First gay athlete would be pitcher; he stares at catcher's dick