Quinton Jones
Quinton Jones has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Quinton shares new year resolution to stop dating women with cats, explains cats beat their owners, he tried emulating the cat's behavior through gaslighting and knocking things over, reveals he's allergic and Benadryl makes sex difficult, particularly falling asleep during intercourse.
- Women with cats are hoes; cats beat them and she loves abuse; tried to keep it even.
- Hard to have sex on Benadryl because you get sleepy; fell asleep in her crotch.
Quinton jokes about going through breakup and missing unprotected sex, discusses condom economy and timing, claims women hate condoms more than men, and tells story about condom falling from wallet on first date.
- Going through breakup, miss unprotected sex not the person.
- Condom falls from wallet on first date; woman asks what it's for.
- Women expect condoms appear from thin air like magician.