Santa Cruz
Santa Cruz has performed on Kill Tony 1 time. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Santa Cruz tells a series of repeated anecdotes from childhood where he threatened to punch kids who took his snacks/toys (Danish butter cookies, Hotel for Dogs toy), both times the bus pulled over. Minimal punchlines; ends abruptly.
- Childhood anecdote: threatened to punch kid who took Danish butter cookies; bus pulled over.
- Similar story with Hotel for Dogs Happy Meal toy; bus pulled over again.