Tim Greer
Tim Greer has performed on Kill Tony 7 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Tim discusses celebrating his 30th birthday, wanting ugly children so they come out gay, and dating women with their kids tattooed on them. He admits he came on a girl's tattoo of her dead father thinking it was just a random man's face.
- Wants ugly kids so they come out gay to avoid dating.
- Dated women with their kids tattooed on their lower backs.
Tim critiques Beyoncé's influence on women and discusses how his mother was abusive, using controversial material about respecting mothers.
- Women follow Beyoncé in weird ways; single ladies don't understand relationship dynamics.
- Drunken love song: men don't love drunk girls, they want to have sex with them.
Tim opens with pro-abortion stance and jokes about not affording kids, magic WiFi calling, selling cute kids like puppies. Makes jokes about wanting a mixed-race Jewish/Hispanic/Asian/Middle Eastern girlfriend for credit and loyalty.
- Pro-abortion stance; saves child from abduction after every abortion.
- If had cute kids would sell them like pitbull puppies.
- Perfect girl: Jewish (credit), Hispanic (freaky), Asian (smart), Middle Eastern (loyal).
Tim Greer performs premises about hating twerking, the term YOLO, telling kids to keep it real when criminals do, women looking for dream men while sleeping, and a controversial ending about roofying women.
- If woman wants to impress him, cook, not twerk
Tim performs about YOLO not making sense, hating people who hashtag on social media, dreaming about women, and his father not letting him play Mario to avoid 'saving hoes.' Set runs 59 seconds.
- YOLO means you only live once, Jesus lived twice
- Father wouldn't let him play Mario to avoid saving hoes
Tim pitches a dating website called Date AIDS for people with AIDS, discussing benefits of finding partners with same condition and dark humor about expiration dates.
- Date AIDS dating site lets you find people with AIDS within 50 mile radius.
Tim does a set about Black fathers and stereotypes, opening with 'I'm tired of people making excuses for not having fathers,' then pivoting to mention leaving his children The Cosby Show box set.
- I'm tired of people making excuses for not having fathers.
- Leaving children The Cosby Show box set as fatherly example.