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Tom Howard

🎤 4 appearancesFirst: March 23, 2015Latest: February 9, 2015

Tom Howard has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #92 Bucket Pull · February 9, 2015

Surreal jokes about Kyle asking if he's a lesbian, girlfriend punching him over break-in, weighing 140 lbs soaking wet and being cowardly. Heavy use of absurdist non-sequiturs.

  • Kyle on acid asks if he's strong independent lesbian
  • Girlfriend punches cowardly boyfriend to defend apartment from thief
  • Weighing 140 lbs soaking wet not enough to defend anything
Kill Tony August 24, 2015 Bucket Pull · August 24, 2015

Set about looking like a douchebag, weighing 140 lbs with no muscle definition, getting shoulder-checked by a 16-year-old girl at Target. Bit about 'one week' punchline involving Barenaked Ladies song. Discusses struggle with spelling 'alcoholism.'

  • Looks like douchebag starter kit; weighs 140 lbs, got shoulder-checked by 16-year-old girl.
  • One week since sex, not one week Barenaked Ladies song; struggles spelling 'alcoholism.'
Kill Tony June 22, 2015 Bucket Pull · June 22, 2015

Set about judging friendship value and crude humor about ruining women, with references to geometry orgy, geometry jokes, and lack of sex.

  • Friend says he'll ruin a girl, but ruining girls makes them vaginas no one wants
  • Hasn't had sex since 'One Week' by Barenaked Ladies came out