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Trenton Willey

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: September 16, 2013Latest: September 23, 2013

Trenton Willey has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #17 Bucket Pull · September 23, 2013

Church-themed pun-heavy set about a Christian restaurant called Garden of Eden and a friend choking on nails in a croissant. Heavy on religious wordplay and absurdist storytelling.

  • Christian restaurant called Garden of Eden with motto 'you can have it Yahwey'
  • Friend bleeds out choking on nails in croissant, asks to speak to manager
Kill Tony September 16, 2013 Bucket Pull · September 16, 2013

Jokey set about getting a cheap Amazon watch with multiple dials showing time, compass, and thermometer. Mentions obsession with finding cheap cool gadgets.

  • Found watch on Amazon with time, compass, thermometer but still checks phone for actual time.
  • Watch so complex it could have been buried with Titanic.