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Victor Martinez

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: August 10, 2015Latest: October 5, 2015

Victor Martinez has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony October 5, 2015 Bucket Pull · October 5, 2015

Opens with self-deprecating material about being Mexican, having lost Spanish language, taller than parents, now only interested in white girls and Starbucks, still fertile and loves smell of fresh-cut grass.

  • People think he's lesbian/transgender until realizing he's just a tall Mexican.
  • Lost Spanish as child by hanging with white girls, now only likes white girls and Starbucks.
  • Picked up white girl named Samantha doing cocaine bump off iPhone in Uber pool.
Kill Tony August 10, 2015 Bucket Pull · August 10, 2015

Victor discusses moving from Dallas to LA, living in Koreatown around sex workers, driving Uber, and pitches app ideas like 'Doober' for stoned passengers.

  • Doober app concept for high passengers who forget destinations
  • Hookers in Koreatown accept credit cards in 2015