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William Martinez

🎤 1 appearanceFirst: August 14, 2017

William Martinez has performed on Kill Tony 1 time. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #226 Bucket Pull · August 14, 2017

Cuban-Venezuelan comic doing 15+ years stand-up. Impressions (Jason Statham, DMX, Cleveland Brown), job rebranding, crude sexual content, family diabetes jokes, Trump/Viagra comparison.

  • Job rebranding: 'custodial manager' sounds better than janitor.
  • Licking ass tastes like batteries because first time is shocking.
  • Mom bought diabetic dad quadruple chocolate cake to finish the job.