Zach Kirby
Zach Kirby has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Zach performed about graduating while smoking a ton of weed and building up high tolerance, using Tinder in college where girls message first, and describing girls' desperation for sex versus guys.
- Smoked so much weed in college had to smoke multiple bowls simultaneously to feel effects
- Girls on Tinder are more desperate for sex than guys, proved by girl messaging first
- Tinder girl got interested when profile said just looking for friends, not sex
No set recap for this appearance.
First-time comedian describes graduating from junior college and finding offensive bathroom graffiti. Set centers on a bathroom stall incident involving hatred of blind people and running out of toilet paper mid-bowel movement.
- Found graffiti 'I hate blind people' while having explosive diarrhea in bathroom.
- No toilet paper available despite crowded bathroom; had to leave mid-bowel movement.
Zach performs a rambling, poetic minute about the face someone makes while taking a large bowel movement, using elaborate and thesaurus-derived vocabulary like 'brobdingnagian' and 'gargantuan'.
- Elaborate description of facial expression during defecation using obscure words