Kill Tony #157 — Ralphie May, Ahmed Ahmed

Set: Moses performed jokes about hookups with unflattering women, teaching middle school, and black baby names, ending with a punchline about a student named Air Sean whose father was inspired by Air Jordan.

Interview: Moses revealed he's a musician and middle school English teacher from Pittsburgh. Discussion covered his band The Blind Honey Bees, his musical background, and awkward admissions about underprepared material and lack of comedy experience.

Set: Catherine joked about men with small dogs as chick magnets versus signs of girlfriend control, observing that no self-respecting man buys a small dog. She suggested Jack Daniel's bottles are better chick magnets than small dogs.

Interview: Catherine disclosed she's a recovering alcoholic who drank half to full bottles of whiskey nightly, woke up in a van after sex, watches tentacle porn and animation, and does aerobic pole dancing. She shared explicit sexual experiences and discussed harm reduction in explicit content.

Set: Britt's second-ever set featured an anti-joke about Anna Nicole Smith impression she didn't perform, a story about quitting a breakfast restaurant job over refusing to call a kids' bagel sandwich 'an egg bagel junior,' and observational humor about work.

Interview: Britt revealed she's worked in restaurants for 12 years, plays guitar and piano, has skydived, watches 'nice porn,' and is from Arkansas living in Nashville. Tony praised her as the night's best performer so far.

Set: James opened with a joke about a promiscuous impressionist girlfriend, made white trash references, joked about adopting a kitten named Tyler Purry and dressing it up for movies, and ended with observations about white women and ranch dressing.

Interview: James revealed he works at a trash-talk restaurant (Dick's Last Resort style), drives Uber, has a 13-year-old daughter he supports, is divorced but close with his daughter, watches BBW lesbian porn, and has had sex in cars and on pedal taverns.

Set: Ben's well-crafted set included jokes about wishing stepfads dead, masturbation warnings from uncles, poverty and basketball, and a closing bit about defending hillside shacks from 'hill people.' The material was tight with genuine punchlines.

Interview: Ben is a history professor at MTSU with a PhD in history, hosts a comedy game show 'Perfect Timing,' has a podcast 'The Road to Now,' built a log cabin in Appalachia during grad school, and owns a cabin in Big Bear Lake. He disclosed racist experiences at Big Bear and discussed civil rights history.

Set: Josh performed third-ever set as scattered spoken-word premises instead of traditional jokes: fragmented notes about ex-girlfriends, calluses on tonsils, emergency vehicle mood rings, and disconnected observations about fire, cops, and cats. The performance received minimal laughs.

Interview: Josh revealed nervousness, works in CNC machinery maintenance, is married to Jessica (third-grade teacher), practices Brazilian jiu-jitsu, watches Predators hockey. Ahmed and Ralphie coached him on commitment, directness, and the need to perform open mics nightly.

Set: Sarah performed tight material about narcolepsy: people asking if it's 'cool,' asking about sex, discussing the falling-down symptom triggered by shock/emotion, wanting surprise parties but collapsing at start, and a friend questioning her driving ability.

Interview: Sarah disclosed having her first orgy three weeks ago (four people total, two men and two women), revealed she takes Ritalin for narcolepsy, flies to multiple cities for comedy (LA, Houston, Chicago-based), and prefers butt play only in relationships.

Set: Jeff performed first-ever stand-up set about cooking spaghetti on magic mushrooms, hearing a voice say 'onions are god's gift,' researching onions via National Onion Association, suggesting internet would've been better gift for Aztecs (who could've prevented human sacrifice for erectile dysfunction), ending with 'dicks are funny funnier than crocs.'

Interview: Jeff is 36, looks much younger, data architect with computer science and statistics degree, married with a 4-year-old son who looks identical to him, has sleep paralysis with hallucinations (trucks, 'wounded woman' with plastic skin and hole in chest).

Interview: Ralphie hosted barbecue at his place, discussed cooking and weed, defended Ahmed from stereotype jokes, provided extensive coaching to Josh Ashby about performing, complimented performers, and made commentary throughout.

Interview: Ahmed disclosed embarrassing moments from early comedy career: fighting hecklers at Comedy Store, being booked for Tonight Show after bombing at urban open mic, playing terrorist in Kurt Russell movie leading to post-9/11 stereotyping. First Kill Tony appearance.