Kill Tony Gilbert Gottfried
Guests: Gilbert Gottfried
Lineup
Set: Jane discusses being a midwife and the misconception that she loves babies, compares condom use to putting a plastic bag over ice cream, and talks about her recent breakup and weight loss.
Interview: Tony learns Jane is doing stand-up for the first time, has been a midwife for about a year, and came from medical background as a doula. Genie interrupts frequently with joke callbacks.
- Using condom compared to putting plastic bag over ice cream cone
- Friend mentions baggage, Jane clarifies she lost 15 pounds instead
- Jane pops her cherry as a first-time comedian
- Genie makes repeated 'you never had a friend like me' callbacks
Set: Sally discusses her dislike of condoms and various contraception methods, making crude jokes about protection and comparing ribbed condoms to gym products.
Interview: Tony learns Sally performed the previous night at Pickety, lives in Poughkeepsie, and walks on her hands as a party trick. She has an Italian boyfriend and came back for a second show.
- Condoms feel like noise, Fire and Ice is awkward
- Fire and Ice condom comparison to gym scenario
- Sally walks on her hands live for Gilbert Gottfried
- Heckler with neck tattoo interrupts set, Tony scolds him
- Gilbert praises her second set as better than first night
Set: Twenty-year-old Joe discusses breaking his arm trying to skateboard at his girlfriend's house and makes jokes about his purple cast and doing skateboard tricks.
Interview: Tony learns Joe is 20, lives with his mom, broke his arm skateboarding at girlfriend's house, works telephone poles, and has been planning comedy for two years despite just starting.
- Breaking arm skateboarding at 20 instead of 12
- Can't open doors for people properly with broken arm cast
- Jeremiah reveals he also broke his arm skateboarding
- Tony gives coaching advice about Joe's future in comedy
Set: Michaela discusses visiting a pork store called Tinder with meat samples, goes on a date with a magician, and jokes about magic-related disappearing acts.
Interview: Tony learns Michaela is from Staten Island, first-time comedian doing comedy for three months, works at a tattoo shop managing operations, and recently ended a nine-year relationship.
- Pork store called Tinder with meat samples and swiping
- Magic sex where magician disappears at the end
- Michaela reveals she was in a coma from meningitis
- Tony coaches Michaela on projection and speaking up
Set: Ryan discusses pornography recommendations on Pornhub showing incest content and theorizes about a national Oedipal complex.
Interview: Tony extensively interviews Ryan about his group sex experience with two girls and another guy, extracting explicit details about the encounter.
- Pornhub recommendations mostly show mom and sister content
- Nation-wide Oedipal complex based on porn recommendations
- Ryan reveals he participated in group sex with two girls and a guy
- Half standing ovation for Ryan's brutal honesty in interview
Set: Justin discusses hats and self-awareness, comparing stupid hats like fedoras to his current hat as a marker of how seriously he takes himself.
Interview: Tony learns Justin was at Pickety show previous night, went to circus school, is the greatest juggler in New York, and demonstrates juggling balls, rings, clubs, knives, and torches.
- Fedora is the stupidest hat, his hat is second stupidest
- Justin juggles multiple objects including knives and torches
- Tony asks if Justin ever been fucked in the ass, Justin answers no brutally honest
- Justin performs slinky trick and becomes winner of the night
Set: Blair discusses his recent Lyme disease diagnosis, makes dark jokes about it, and attempts jokes about Down syndrome and makes crude sexual references.
Interview: Tony learns Blair is from upstate New York, first-time comedian, is missing teeth, and works as a barista. The interview goes poorly with Tony heavily criticizing his material.
- Lyme disease means he can't get scurvy with citrus
- Claims no people with Down syndrome are Asian, they're mythical
- Three facts: white women love anal, he has big dick, no Down syndrome agents
- Tony extremely critical, calls Blair one of worst pulled from bucket
- Blair admits to missing teeth and working with kids at Salvation Army
- Tony offers redemption arc storyline if Blair improves next year
Set: David discusses quitting drinking, starting marijuana use, and the contrast between legal dispensary weed and underground street dealers, using creative descriptions of packaging.
Interview: Tony learns David is a real estate agent, from Colombian background, studied acting in college, hasn't dated in a year, and performed in plays like Cherry Orchard and Merchant of Venice.
- Quit drinking, started smoking weed like a rational person
- Illegal weed from Brad in paper bag vs legal dispensary packaging
- David performs Russian dialogue from Cherry Orchard
- David attempts Stone Cold Stunner wrestling move on Jeremiah
- Tony coaches David not to commentate on himself during sets
Set: Ronny discusses looking like McLovin from Superbad without getting any action, a stressful McDonald's sauce experience, and observes a woman with no arms wearing headphones.
Interview: Tony learns Ronny took a year off from comedy, is 23, works as a server at Red Lobster, is antisocial, and watches Kill Tony frequently.
- McLovin comparison but without the action at the end
- Cashier asks sauce preference, pressure causes him to drop bag and run
- Woman with no arms wearing wired headphones downtown
- Tony praises no arms headphones joke as single best joke of night
- Ronny performs Stone Cold Stunner wrestling move on Joel Burt