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📅 June 20, 2019 📍 New York City, NY Gramercy Theatre 🎤 9 comedians

Guests: Gilbert Gottfried

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Lineup

1

Jane Riccobono

Set: Jane discusses being a midwife and the misconception that she loves babies, compares condom use to putting a plastic bag over ice cream, and talks about her recent breakup and weight loss.

Interview: Tony learns Jane is doing stand-up for the first time, has been a midwife for about a year, and came from medical background as a doula. Genie interrupts frequently with joke callbacks.

Bits:
  • Using condom compared to putting plastic bag over ice cream cone
  • Friend mentions baggage, Jane clarifies she lost 15 pounds instead
Moments:
  • Jane pops her cherry as a first-time comedian
  • Genie makes repeated 'you never had a friend like me' callbacks
2

Sally Toregiani

Set: Sally discusses her dislike of condoms and various contraception methods, making crude jokes about protection and comparing ribbed condoms to gym products.

Interview: Tony learns Sally performed the previous night at Pickety, lives in Poughkeepsie, and walks on her hands as a party trick. She has an Italian boyfriend and came back for a second show.

Bits:
  • Condoms feel like noise, Fire and Ice is awkward
  • Fire and Ice condom comparison to gym scenario
Moments:
  • Sally walks on her hands live for Gilbert Gottfried
  • Heckler with neck tattoo interrupts set, Tony scolds him
  • Gilbert praises her second set as better than first night
3

Joe Verni

Set: Twenty-year-old Joe discusses breaking his arm trying to skateboard at his girlfriend's house and makes jokes about his purple cast and doing skateboard tricks.

Interview: Tony learns Joe is 20, lives with his mom, broke his arm skateboarding at girlfriend's house, works telephone poles, and has been planning comedy for two years despite just starting.

Bits:
  • Breaking arm skateboarding at 20 instead of 12
  • Can't open doors for people properly with broken arm cast
Moments:
  • Jeremiah reveals he also broke his arm skateboarding
  • Tony gives coaching advice about Joe's future in comedy
4

Michaela Lazewski

Set: Michaela discusses visiting a pork store called Tinder with meat samples, goes on a date with a magician, and jokes about magic-related disappearing acts.

Interview: Tony learns Michaela is from Staten Island, first-time comedian doing comedy for three months, works at a tattoo shop managing operations, and recently ended a nine-year relationship.

Bits:
  • Pork store called Tinder with meat samples and swiping
  • Magic sex where magician disappears at the end
Moments:
  • Michaela reveals she was in a coma from meningitis
  • Tony coaches Michaela on projection and speaking up
5

Ryan Anderson

Set: Ryan discusses pornography recommendations on Pornhub showing incest content and theorizes about a national Oedipal complex.

Interview: Tony extensively interviews Ryan about his group sex experience with two girls and another guy, extracting explicit details about the encounter.

Bits:
  • Pornhub recommendations mostly show mom and sister content
  • Nation-wide Oedipal complex based on porn recommendations
Moments:
  • Ryan reveals he participated in group sex with two girls and a guy
  • Half standing ovation for Ryan's brutal honesty in interview
6

Justin Wood Circus

Set: Justin discusses hats and self-awareness, comparing stupid hats like fedoras to his current hat as a marker of how seriously he takes himself.

Interview: Tony learns Justin was at Pickety show previous night, went to circus school, is the greatest juggler in New York, and demonstrates juggling balls, rings, clubs, knives, and torches.

Bits:
  • Fedora is the stupidest hat, his hat is second stupidest
Moments:
  • Justin juggles multiple objects including knives and torches
  • Tony asks if Justin ever been fucked in the ass, Justin answers no brutally honest
  • Justin performs slinky trick and becomes winner of the night
7

Blair Joseph

Set: Blair discusses his recent Lyme disease diagnosis, makes dark jokes about it, and attempts jokes about Down syndrome and makes crude sexual references.

Interview: Tony learns Blair is from upstate New York, first-time comedian, is missing teeth, and works as a barista. The interview goes poorly with Tony heavily criticizing his material.

Bits:
  • Lyme disease means he can't get scurvy with citrus
  • Claims no people with Down syndrome are Asian, they're mythical
  • Three facts: white women love anal, he has big dick, no Down syndrome agents
Moments:
  • Tony extremely critical, calls Blair one of worst pulled from bucket
  • Blair admits to missing teeth and working with kids at Salvation Army
  • Tony offers redemption arc storyline if Blair improves next year
8

David Jimenez

Set: David discusses quitting drinking, starting marijuana use, and the contrast between legal dispensary weed and underground street dealers, using creative descriptions of packaging.

Interview: Tony learns David is a real estate agent, from Colombian background, studied acting in college, hasn't dated in a year, and performed in plays like Cherry Orchard and Merchant of Venice.

Bits:
  • Quit drinking, started smoking weed like a rational person
  • Illegal weed from Brad in paper bag vs legal dispensary packaging
Moments:
  • David performs Russian dialogue from Cherry Orchard
  • David attempts Stone Cold Stunner wrestling move on Jeremiah
  • Tony coaches David not to commentate on himself during sets
9

Ronny Rosenberg

Set: Ronny discusses looking like McLovin from Superbad without getting any action, a stressful McDonald's sauce experience, and observes a woman with no arms wearing headphones.

Interview: Tony learns Ronny took a year off from comedy, is 23, works as a server at Red Lobster, is antisocial, and watches Kill Tony frequently.

Bits:
  • McLovin comparison but without the action at the end
  • Cashier asks sauce preference, pressure causes him to drop bag and run
  • Woman with no arms wearing wired headphones downtown
Moments:
  • Tony praises no arms headphones joke as single best joke of night
  • Ronny performs Stone Cold Stunner wrestling move on Joel Burt