Kill Tony #272 — Danger Ehren
Guests: Danger Ehren
Lineup
Set: Jeremy discussed being half Black and bad at math, attempted crowd work, then ran out of material early and switched to conversing with audience members instead of closing his set.
Interview: Jeremy revealed he drives a computer/colors comic books for DC Comics, has been doing stand-up for 2 years, moved from San Diego 47 years ago, and owns rabbits with his wife of 26 years.
- Half Black and bad at math - doesn't always know you're being racist
- Jeremy ran out of material at 50 seconds and started crowd work instead of closing
- Tony praised Jeremy's life experience and DC Comics job despite weak set
Set: Justin discussed his brother smelling like 'Badussy' (butt, dick, pussy), loved Portland, and made jokes about wanting specific weed effects. First time ever performing despite listening to 200 episodes of the podcast in one month.
Interview: Justin revealed he's a 24-year-old welder who listened to 200 Kill Tony episodes in one month, smokes weed and plays Fortnite, has erection problems, and admitted to getting drunk and doing dumb things.
- Brother smelled like Badussy - butt, dick, pussy combined
- Weed dispensaries ask dumb questions about what activities you'll do
- Justin admitted he was drunk when signing up, explaining bad handwriting
Set: Brandon performed a strong set about weed dispensary employees asking questions, wanting weed that makes him seem autistic, and observing that Portland has more Black Lives Matter signs than Black people.
Interview: Brandon started stand-up after listening to Kill Tony podcast for years, walks dogs professionally, has been doing stand-up 4.5 years, mixed race (white mom, Black dad), currently dating an Eritrean woman.
- Weed dispensary employees ask what activities you'll do - 'give me weed for Asperger's'
- Portland has more BLM signs than Black people in it
- Tony praised Brandon's set as best from someone who started because of podcast
- Brandon revealed he intentionally doesn't call his Black father on Father's Day as punishment
James Vaquez
Set: Nick discussed having an 8-month-old baby and another on the way at 23, joked about his baby's appearance and awkwardness around the baby during intimacy, and recommended not having kids.
Interview: Nick is 23 with an 8-month-old and pregnant girlfriend, works for a bouncy house company delivering and setting up rentals, moved from the Tri Cities, and smoked weed in Texas.
- Son's face so ugly, looking at pictures makes him think about mom's size
- Every time making eye contact with baby during intimacy, it's awkward
- Nick revealed he moved from Texas to Oregon primarily to legally smoke weed
- Professor Snape delivered Father's Day roast calling Nick's story tragic
Set: Brandon's first stand-up ever discussed having two daughters and the annoying question of what he'll do when boys show up. He joked about wiping his daughter's genitalia and criticized fathers who clean guns as a deterrent.
Interview: Brandon is a bread truck driver for 2 years, does bow and arrow hunting, first-timer stand-up, father of two, and disclosed his father died of a heart attack at 53 from heavy smoking.
- Fathers cleaning guns won't stop boyfriends from trying to cum on daughters
- Tony made comparison to Stone Cold Steve Austin on meth, and Joe Rogan
- Brandon disclosed his father died from heart attack after heavy smoking
Bruce G
Set: Bruce performed bizarre material about magic, winning a lottery, loving Portland, being ADHD/on spectrum, liking LGBT BBQ, and kaiju monsters with hard-ons. Second time ever performing after 1990s open mic in Fresno.
Interview: Bruce previously worked in clinical studies for medical devices (breast/penile implants), ran several small businesses including a game shop and fraud-adjacent laptop importing, married 3 years, has not worked recently.
- Tokyo smells like kaiju pussy; horny kaiju cause catastrophes
- Danger Ehren roasted Bruce, comparing him to Walter White barely surviving cancer
- Professor Snape made House Elf Harry Potter reference about Bruce's appearance
- Bruce revealed he lost his mother to cancer at 15
Kisa
Set: Kisa discussed being born and raised in Portland, made observation about seeing many white faces, started material but abandoned it mid-set, and ran out of time without completing her set.
Interview: Kisa teaches barre and yoga, is a substitute teacher with teaching license, has 2 and 4-year-old kids, husband watching from audience, son who watches Kill Tony and swears, married 16 years.
- Never seen so many white faces in Portland; audience uncomfortable with question
- Kisa abandoned her prepared material and ran out of time
- Professor Snape made crude comment about Kisa's stance on stage
- Son watches Kill Tony and swears because of the show
Set: Keith delivered dark material about his father dying when he was 13 after telling him not to smoke weed, cremating him and smoking him in joints, and naming his bong 'the goblet of fire'.
Interview: Keith is paid by the state for being special, works at a metal shop with Justin Orsola as his boss, does drilling and assembly work, claimed to have had sex last Father's Day when his girlfriend's father died.
- Father died when 13; cremated him and smoked him in joints
- Named bong 'goblet of fire' after smoking father's ashes
- Keith chugged a drink after being pulled from bucket before performing
- Tony criticized Keith for screaming instead of using comedy craft
- Keith confused about story with girlfriend and her dead father on Father's Day
Set: Morgan discussed moving to Portland, going on Tinder, meeting a girl who offered to lick his butthole, and his concern about taking a shower first after multiple bowel movements that day.
Interview: Morgan used to be a swim instructor with notably small hands, is Jewish, moving to Whole Foods cooking/pizza position in Lake Oswego, moved from San Jose 2 weeks ago, living free due to pre-existing connections.
- Girl on Tinder offered to lick butthole; he'd had 4 massive shits
- Panel relentlessly roasted Morgan's small hands throughout interview
- Morgan admitted the butthole licking didn't actually happen; he was too high
- Woman in crowd said 'not really' when Morgan said he looks like Sal from Practical Jokers
Set: Jesse opened by singing a Blink-182 reference, discussed working at Walmart meeting strangers, and joked about people saying he looks like Sal from Practical Jokers. Set was disorganized and he didn't complete his material.
Interview: Jesse works in Xfinity marketing for third-party groups, first-time stand-up, wears glass rhino necklace from previous glass smoke shop job, received heckling about looking like Sloth from Goonies.
- People think they recognize him; mostly say he looks like Sal Volcano
- Jesse received severe audience heckling; man shouted 'Sloth from Goonies'
- Crowd aggressively turned on Jesse when he revealed Xfinity employment
- Professor Snape threatened to kill Jesse with magic wand for Xfinity connection
Set: Jake discussed his surprise at how many tampons women use, joked about buying the next guy's tampons, compared unregulated dicks to regulated guns/booze/smoking, and made pregnancy-related observations.
Interview: Jake has been doing stand-up 5 years, previously opened for Tony at Helium, writes scripts for a kids' toy YouTube channel about stop-motion animation for 2 years, uses condoms/safe sex.
- Women use multiple tampons per period; he can't control contraception
- Dicks unregulated like guns/booze/smoking; guys can get girls pregnant anytime
- Jake admitted to smoking pot before going on stage
- Jake revealed he flipped a cop car during college riot for Dead Prez concert
Luke Cecil
Set: Luke discussed being an adrenaline junkie who rides dirt bikes, injected heroin once, tried to get a Guinness record for it, and joked about having a friend inject cocaine for him.
Interview: Luke closed the show with material about trying dangerous substances once, maintained dark humor throughout despite panel concern about his safety.
- Bit of adrenaline junkie; tried heroin once, called Guinness - not impressed
- Had friend inject cocaine for him because he couldn't watch
- Professor Snape made observation about Luke pulling only dead things from hat