Kill Tony #345

Set: Steven jokes about being called Jewish despite being Irish-German with Seth Rogen ancestry, discusses being a premature baby born at 2.5 pounds, and notes he got called up while running food during his shift.

Interview: Steven reveals he works at the venue as part of an ASU internship studying sustainability, quit his job live on stage, and his grandfather was a moonshine runner in Kentucky.

Set: Charity discusses not taking her husband's last name after marriage, his unfortunate surname Wiener combined with her first name creates 'nonprofit penis,' and references his parking lot stalking behavior from work.

Interview: Charity reveals she's been married four years to her husband who stalked her for 18 months from an adjacent parking lot, they met when she quit her job and he found her on LinkedIn.

Set: Blea jokes about thinking he had a small dick until realizing he just has big hands, discusses Tinder and getting matches that look like him, compares himself to Amy Schumer.

Interview: Blea confirms this is his first time on the show, is 28 years old, previously managed a group home for 8 years, and makes music digitally using Ableton software.

Set: Gram makes jokes about bowling shoe sizes matching on a date, NASCAR sponsorship, and various observational humor before getting cut off mid-set.

Interview: Gram is revealed to be 5'7.5" tall (not the claimed 5'9"), 24 years old, produces music, plays guitar and piano, and recently moved to Phoenix from Dallas, Texas.

Set: Michael makes dark jokes about school shootings being good for funeral home business, then suggests killing himself. Set runs under one minute.

Interview: Michael is a maintenance supervisor at apartment buildings and section 8 housing, this is his second time on the show, and he has an older brother who is also in the audience.

Set: Tristan jokes about his sister coming out of the closet, identifying as a virgin, lacking sex appeal, and comparing himself to a Ken doll. Strong confident delivery.

Interview: Tristan is 20 years old (turned 21 on Saturday), started stand-up at 16, from Buckeye Arizona, got his GED, and raps in his spare time. Tony awards him a golden ticket.

Set: Chad jokes about turning 32 and testing if he's old by hitting on 21-year-olds, discusses an aunt asking about his relationship status, and mentions his flatulence ruined his relationship with God.

Interview: Chad is 32, from Tucson, a sushi chef for 6 years, previously squatted, does Tai Chi, and has facial hair described as two beards including a samurai goatee.

Set: Ryan jokes about turning 30 and now dating 19-year-olds, has a Princess Diana crush, comments on Bernie Sanders supporters, and compares them to R. Kelly dressing room.

Interview: Ryan recently lost his virginity to a mother of four, whom he met on dating apps, her father died by suicide from alcoholism, and Ryan has type 2 diabetes.

Set: Sam discusses being a squirter and single parent for five years, bought a penis pump from an adult store, attempted to use a suction device on his testicles which got stuck.

Interview: Sam is divorced after five years as sole parent of three kids, remarried a Black woman five years ago, was in the Air Force, works in heating and air conditioning, and discusses his family.

Set: Eddie discusses graduating high school with a heart condition preventing party attendance, had heart monitors while hospitalized, realized he was masturbating to Game of Thrones while monitored, and sheets weren't changed for a week.

Interview: Eddie is 22 years old, recently lost virginity to woman before Christmas while watching Shameless, works at a fuel center (gas station), and has pericarditis heart condition.