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Kill Tony #349 — Doug Benson

📅 May 16, 2019 📍 Boise, ID Knitting Factory 🎤 9 comedians

Guests: Doug Benson

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Lineup

1

Joshua Dickey

Set: Joshua performed jokes about anti-vaxxers, dead kids, Black people saying slurs, construction work, and framers blasting drug cartel music.

Interview: Tony and the panel discussed Joshua's age (23), construction job, plumbing apprenticeship, eating chicken, and lack of hobbies.

Bits:
  • Anti-vaxxers, dead kids, and construction worker telling jokes
  • Music gets turned down for Bolger but framers blast drug cartel music
Moments:
  • Tony praised Joshua's bone structure and delivery, called him 'slim and shady'
  • Joshua revealed he doesn't have hobbies beyond eating chicken and listening to podcasts
2

Pedro de Pachs

Set: Pedro performed jokes about being an immigrant, dating apps, Olympic disqualification, bathroom stalls, and the Mexican border/wall.

Interview: Tony struggled to understand Pedro's jokes, which lacked clear punchlines; panel noted his delivery and confidence but lack of coherence.

Bits:
  • Immigrant dating app mishap and Olympic disqualification for unfair advantage
  • Bathroom stalls and ball temperature during border crossing
Moments:
  • Pedro attempted multiple times to make jokes but consistently failed to land punchlines
  • Tony and Doug attempted to coach Pedro through joke structure
3

Timmy Coors

Set: Timmy told stories about hiking after eating bad food, pooping his pants on a trail, and observing a woman stand up off a Walmart rascal scooter after eating fried chicken.

Interview: Tony confirmed Timmy pooped himself hiking, discussed his corporate trainer job at a time-tracking company, hobbies including stand-up paddleboarding and shooting clay pigeons.

Bits:
  • Trusted a fart, pooped pants 5-10 minutes into hiking
  • Woman miraculously healed by Walmart fried chicken, stood up off rascal scooter
Moments:
  • Tony coached Timmy on joke delivery and clarity
4

Brandon Brewer

Set: Brandon made jokes about his wife, beard, clutch, and life in general with minimal structure and coherence.

Interview: Tony revealed Brandon was intoxicated; discussed his warehouse job, marriage to Tessa, title loan work, and brought his wife on stage for roasting.

Bits:
  • Beard parts like bushy vagina, owns anti-Hitler, life is fun
Moments:
  • Tony realized Brandon was drunk during set; audience members walked out
  • Tony brought Brandon's wife Tessa on stage and had her roast him
  • Target team leader Zane Roberts interrupted show; Tony warned against more nudity after Brandon flashed
5

Stephanie Ann Mason

Set: Stephanie performed about her gift of gab, snorting during intimate moments, logorrhea, and her past as a prostitute and drug addict.

Interview: Stephanie revealed 13 years of stand-up comedy, time in LA during 2007-2009, cocaine use, prostitution, heroin addiction, and 5 years sobriety as of July 4th.

Bits:
  • Gift of gab and snorting during sex; logorrhea and gonorrhea comparison
  • Past life: prostitute shooting meth, charged $500 initially then coupons for milk
Moments:
  • Stephanie disclosed shooting heroin with her mother in dead grandfather's trailer on July 4th
  • Tony celebrated Stephanie's 5 years sobriety milestone
  • Stephanie revealed being left at Nampa dog park by client, turning point for quitting
6

Pinkie

Set: Pinkie talked about growing up in Idaho with five brothers, parents not knowing what condoms are, being homeschooled without education, and a girlfriend named Hannah who avoided him.

Interview: Pinkie revealed he's 19, second-oldest of five brothers, hasn't smoked pot, works at a moving company, possibly queer or questioning sexuality.

Bits:
  • Homeschooled with five brothers, parents don't know what condoms are
  • Girlfriend Hannah would run out of room when he entered
  • Dated a cat because homeschooled with limited options
Moments:
  • Tony asked if Pinkie was gay; Pinkie ambiguously responded 'willing to experiment'
  • Tony called Pinkie the second sweetest comedian of the night
  • Pinkie revealed he worked at homeless shelter, not Walmart despite Tony's guess
7

Nick Daniels

Set: Nick told jokes about his uncle helping him buy dildos, getting in a fight as a drunk at a school playground with a fifth grader and his dad.

Interview: Nick revealed 6 months as a locksmith, funny incident unlocking a house during domestic dispute, one-month-old girlfriend who's also a comedian, magic tricks, and beatboxing.

Bits:
  • Uncle helping buy dildo from Adam and Eve sex shop
  • Fought fifth grader at playground while drunk, then dad beat him up
Moments:
  • Nick performed cigarette magic trick for audience
  • Nick beatboxed for the audience upon request
  • Nick and Target team leader Zane Roberts performed Target rap together
8

Trevor Sacreto

Set: Trevor talked about childhood trauma from Tales from the Crypt puppet, his attempt to help his child overcome fear, and how he raised himself due to that experience.

Interview: Trevor revealed he's 25, first-time stand-up, was in welding class, works as a welder on trailers, loves psychedelic drugs especially acid.

Bits:
  • Tales from the Crypt puppet traumatized him as child; grenade metaphor
Moments:
  • Tony coached Trevor on joke delivery and structure
  • Trevor revealed acid trip where he communicated telepathically with friend on bridge
9

Nate Ford

Set: Nate performed tight, professional material about loving pot and strip clubs, naming a strip club 'Sorry Dad,' abortion doctors having kids, and strip club economics.

Interview: Nate revealed 25+ years performing comedy since 1999, started at Funny Bone Boise, moved to Minneapolis then Milwaukee for 17 years, returned home 4 weeks ago turning 40 in June.

Bits:
  • Strip club name should be 'Sorry Dad' with motherly announcer
  • Abortion doctors have kids; bring your kids to work day dark joke
Moments:
  • Tony praised Nate as home run hitter balancing night of first-timers
  • Nate revealed he was in ballet with Idaho Ballet Company playing Sancho Panza
  • Woman from audience named Molly came forward and appeared to know/date Nate