Kill Tony #432

Set: Ashley performs about being voted 'most nice' in high school, her tendency to apologize excessively in conversation, and being too nice even when her boss was rude to her.

Interview: Ashley is from Crossfield, Alberta, is a mail carrier who recently had an awkward encounter delivering mail to an elderly woman on the toilet, has been doing comedy for unknown duration, and is very polite.

Set: Graham discusses his recent five-year breakup, the lack of sex in the last year, and how he would fake taking a bathroom break to masturbate while his ex-girlfriend walked the dog.

Interview: Graham is a session drummer who has been touring for 15 years. He participated in a Mexican drum-off battle against Joel Berg (the reigning champion) and nearly won, garnering significant audience applause.

Set: Ty discusses his childhood attempts to perform auto-fellatio, growing up and quitting the habit, and the embarrassment of getting semen in his eyes rather than guilt.

Interview: Ty is 47 years old, works as a plant maintenance man fixing laundry equipment, enjoys fishing for 4 months per year, and has been with his girlfriend/in-laws for 20 years after meeting her long ago.

Set: Sam performs a character-based set about indecent exposure trial, walking streets at night and pleasantly surprising people by not attacking them, and his specific criteria for lovers (weak and vulnerable).

Interview: Sam has been doing stand-up for 5 years in Calgary, opened for Jason Rouse touring worldwide, was almost denied entry to Sweden, has a longtime supporter named Marty whose wife made a bucket for him, and is divorced.

Set: Tim jokes about his cross-eyed ex-girlfriend, making love to her with four eyes to lock onto, her terrible driving and directions, and breaking up with her in a house of mirrors.

Interview: Tim is married twice (nine years each), owns a private investment company and manages people in laundry, works in Calgary, has lived there since age 9 in Vancouver, and has three older sisters who mistreated him.

Set: Lehan performs jokes about a survey asking women if they pee in the shower (with punchline 'what are you doing in my shower'), making jokes about Africans that only he can make, and a dark joke about Jeffrey Epstein's suicide attempts.

Interview: Lehan is Nigerian and West African, moved to Calgary for engineering school, has studied chemical engineering, has lived in Canada for six years, and this was his first time on stage despite almost not signing up.

Set: Austin discusses a conversation at a pub where a man suggested he become a firefighter because firefighters can have sex with anyone. He reflects on this being great advice and that this is his last set.

Interview: Austin is 24, has been doing comedy for 2.5 years in Calgary, moved from Saskatoon Saskatchewan, works part-time at a bank as a teller, smokes pot, skateboards, has a Spanish girlfriend of three years, and his mom recently became a doctor.

Set: Sam performs about trying to eat weed instead of smoking it, his farts smelling like Amsterdam after consuming weed edibles, and getting a real crystal bong for Christmas that he tests with the wine glass method.

Interview: Sam has been doing stand-up for seven years, is from Calgary, has a drama degree, has worked with comic Sam Walker on tour, is a kitchen manager at a pizza restaurant, loves karaoke, and sings Queen songs.

Set: Alan performs about being unable to get out of bed and relying on Costco poutine for sustenance, living in a warehouse after divorce, and his observations about meth users on small bicycles.

Interview: Alan is 38 years old (just turned), unemployed oilman now delivering food, owns a Corvette, builds computer systems for video editing, and admits to cyberbullying a transgender woman online.

Set: Rob performs about bathing with his 7-year-old son who asks if he can touch his penis to Rob's penis, Rob explaining babies are made by women, and the awkwardness of the situation.

Interview: Rob is from Montreal, 49 years old, has worked in laundry business as an account manager, his boss is in attendance at the show, came to Calgary tonight with his boss.

Set: Byron discusses his wife's use of Fentanyl during childbirth, his mother's comment about his square-shaped head not being hereditary, and theories about why babies develop flat/square heads from lying on their backs.

Interview: Byron is 39 years old, builds custom homes for a living and owns companies selling homes online, has a round-headed wife met at Costco, previously worked in oil field, got drunk at a charity buggy run and fell in a piss pit.