Kill Tony #783 — Gary Owen, Brian Simpson

Interview: Tony welcomed Gary to the show for his first time, discussing Gary's legendary status performing in black comedy rooms and how he inspired Tony's own journey in comedy.

Interview: Brian Simpson is a regular local comedian who has been performing at Kill Tony for 13 years, matched with Gary Owen as they represent comedians dominating different audience demographics.

Set: Charlie discusses his tour to Germany, circumcision mishaps, and the G-spot, joking about being careful with Google searches to avoid getting on lists.

Interview: Tony and the panel learn Charlie is planning to become the first Black comedian to perform on all seven continents, though funding and logistics remain unclear. Charlie has a new card game and radio show in Austin.

Set: Cousin Maddie discusses a colonoscopy where anesthesia didn't work, conversation with the doctor about UFC/Conor McGregor, and discovering he's not gay despite anal exploration.

Interview: Maddie is from Boston, bounces at the Disney Rooster in Austin, works at Spencer's, practices Muay Thai and Krav Maga, and gets sober by focusing on martial arts. He hits on single moms and his father was killed by a Prius at 54.7 mph.

Set: Clifton Harris, a 42-year rodeo clown, discusses being gored by bulls, having a horn enter his ass, and dislocating shoulders from rodeo accidents.

Interview: Clifton has been a professional rodeo clown for 42 years, travels with his son 'Boogerhead' who works PBR and Madison Square Garden. He discovered a third son via Ancestry DNA who lives in Waco and is a retired Navy officer.

Set: Ivan reviews Moana comparing it to Lord of the Rings, discusses Dwayne Johnson's fake tits, and jokes about MrBeast and sexual allegations on YouTube.

Interview: Ivan is Mexican with a Russian accent but has never been to Russia or Mexico. His father did illegal 'waste management' in Mexico. Ivan works quality control, drives a 1972 Chevy C10, met Patrick Warburton at Comic Con, and loves poker and pawn shops.

Set: Alan discusses confusion with Hans Kim and choosing a stage name instead of his real name Alan Kim, expressing frustration about limited Asian comedy heroes.

Interview: Alan is from Chicago, has been doing comedy for one year, is a drunk car salesman at Toyota, sold 10-12 cars monthly, and formerly battled a 7-year heroin addiction.

Set: Diedrich discusses fear of porta potties, being peer pressured to use them, and comparing them to time machines and the Matrix blue pill.

Interview: Diedrich lived in his car for 3 years and discusses porta potty fears from festivals and military deployment. He inspired material from nearly shitting himself walking home on a lime scooter.

Set: Mark discusses losing his brother's dog while supposedly losing 15 pounds, working at Lowe's moving grout bags and looking like he's been titty fucked by a dehydrated ghost.

Interview: Mark is 43, has only 50 sets in a decade, works at Lowe's selling flooring, has no family/friends/pets, lives with 4+ unknown roommates, enjoys basketball and cereal.

Set: Beth Ann discusses sexual trauma, becoming a stripper to heal, and manipulating clients into talking about shame rather than sexual services.

Interview: Beth Ann started comedy in November, retired from stripping 5 years ago after realizing she was perpetuating trauma cycles. Now works as a life coach helping women with sexual trauma and plays disc golf.

Set: Shane jokes about quitting smoking by searching for missing person Glenn, quitting bad habits with new hobbies, and how he'll likely never find Glenn from 2009.

Interview: Shane drove NYC yellow cab 2003-2007, spent 3-4 years in Chicago trying comedy, had car accident/epilepsy in 2020, now in Pensacola doing cabinets. Spent all money on two MSG shows and Kill Tony.

Set: Rod, a 60-year-old former convict and pimp, discusses wearing disposable underwear, 20 years government service, and misunderstanding edible dosage.

Interview: Rod is a retired pimp with 6 years air force and 14 years federal prison. Now owns men's clothing store in San Antonio. Brian Simpson appears to be his son.