Andy Koons

Andy opened with his surname 'Koons' and made material about how Black people won't be his friends because of it. He discussed how friendships never last past exchanging full names due to the unfortunate phonetic similarity to a racial slur.

• Last name Koons prevents Black friendships; they won't say 'hang out with Koons' in same sentence
• Tried to use Flintstone as a stage name instead; explained the surname problem directly to audience