Anthony Desamito
Anthony Desamito has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Anthony jokes about fat guys needing funny shirts to avoid wasting time, likes his jizz like economics (trickle down to the ground where his face is), and compares himself to people from the show Catfish meeting their online dates.
- Fat guys not wearing funny shirts are wasting everybody's time, giving only 50%.
- Likes jizz like economics: trickle down all the way to the ground.
- Looks like someone from Catfish coming out of a trailer saying he's Jessica.
Observational humor about talking to yourself as genius, ambulances as drag queens, and being a morbidly obese gay man versus lesbian visibility standards.
- Talking to yourself is genius; Safeway bus stop is full of philosophers.
- Ambulances are drag queens of the road; people move and someone's dead inside.
- As morbidly obese gay: deal-breaker. As lesbian: perfect body standard.