Kill Tony #164 — Pat Regan, Jeremiah Watkins
Guests: Pat Regan · Jeremiah Watkins
Lineup
Set: Johanna discusses her preferences for vibrators and sexual devices, joking about a previous appearance where she mentioned Lexington Steel, and referencing her collection of adult toys including a dildo pump.
Interview: Tony and the panel ask Johanna about her past appearance discussing Lexington Steel, her business meeting about selling medical TENS units, her four years of standup, and details about her collection of sex toys.
- Jokes about preferring vibrators and marrying one if it had a bank account.
- References dildo named Bam that turned out to be from gay porn.
- Joke about dildo with debit card versus big dick choice.
- Jeremiah coaches Johanna to be more authentic and less shock-focused in her comedy.
Tam Pham
Set: Tam does jokes about his big ears earning him the nickname Dumbo as a kid, being compared to Bruce Lee and Free Willie, his disdain for cheap Japanese restaurants with B health ratings, and ends with a controversial diss on Filipinos.
Interview: Tony explores Tam's earlier appearance where Jeremiah can do his voice better than he can, then has Jeremiah demonstrate the impression multiple times, with extended Jeremiah-as-Tam bits that get huge laughs.
- Dumbo and Bruce Lee comparisons for big ears and being Asian.
- Free Willie joke about whale nudity and hidden genitalia.
- Japanese restaurant with B health rating; never seen Asians get a B.
- Jeremiah does Tam's voice and impression so well that Tony suggests they could be a ventriloquist act.
- Pat Reagan makes a diss about Tam throwing Filipinos under the island.
Set: Bryan is a thick preschool teacher whose pants rip at the crotch due to his size, causing embarrassing moments in front of kids. He jokes about applying baby powder creating a smoke plume and making a 'Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs' reference fail.
Interview: Tony accuses Bryan of doing the joke before; Bryan says he did it at a potluck. Discussion of his thick thighs, cheap thrift store jeans, his job as a preschool teacher, and his three bands on Spotify (Cold Beat, Neon Piss, And the New Flesh).
- Preschool teacher whose crotch rips in new pants, creating baby powder smoke.
- Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs becomes Cloudy with a Chance of my balls.
- Bryan reveals he got fired from his preschool teaching job after shoplifting arrest came up in background check renewal.
- Bryan discloses his friend and band guitarist died by suicide, initially with dark humor but then getting real.
- Tony makes a callback to Tam Fam impression, suggesting Bryan try doing Tam's voice.
Set: Zachary rants about his annoying pot dealer who brags about strip clubs and paying for sex, makes him use code words like 'child pornography' for pot, and jokes about being drunk and casual about performing.
Interview: Tony accurately guesses Zachary is hungover and drinking all day (King Cobra 40s, dicks), discusses his huge girthy penis from a previous appearance, his job managing a hair salon in Santa Monica, his Arab mother with arranged marriage at 15, and his Jewish foot fetish Instagram account.
- Pot dealer annoyingly brags about strip clubs; he just buys pot like Denny's.
- Uses code words for pot including 'child pornography' in texts.
- If he had a nickel for paying for sex, unsustainable business model.
- Zachary reveals he's running a Jewish foot fetish Instagram account (Steinfeed and Toes) to break representation gap.
- Tony makes a Jewish people joke about pennies between toes after Zachary explains foot fetish account.
- Zachary shows his feet on stage as part of the foot fetish Instagram discussion.
Set: Anthony jokes about fat guys needing funny shirts to avoid wasting time, likes his jizz like economics (trickle down to the ground where his face is), and compares himself to people from the show Catfish meeting their online dates.
Interview: Anthony discusses moving to LA a month ago from Arizona, being unemployed while looking for video editing work, his previous job at Cracker Barrel where he was fired after being discovered as gay, and his recent attempt to date a guy who kissed him then rejected him.
- Fat guys not wearing funny shirts are wasting everybody's time, giving only 50%.
- Likes jizz like economics: trickle down all the way to the ground.
- Looks like someone from Catfish coming out of a trailer saying he's Jessica.
- Anthony reveals he was fired from Cracker Barrel in Mesa, Arizona after they discovered he was gay.
- Anthony mentions hooking up with a homeless guy after a failed date.
Set: Vanessa discusses not identifying as Republican or Democrat despite atheism, jokes about animal mascots being lame (elephants and donkeys), references political party statistics, and makes commentary on independent voters not being allowed to vote.
Interview: Tony asks about her quick self-criticism, discusses her bikini weekend during July 4th, Pat compliments her sarcastically, and they discuss her beach time without getting in the ocean much. Vanessa mentions a traumatic show in Seattle with an 'O crowd' that moaned at every joke.
- Elephants and donkeys are lame animal mascots; elephants like most Republicans.
- Democrats are stubborn asses; Republicans are fat, hairy, nearly extinct.
- Vanessa mentions a traumatic show in Seattle with an 'O crowd' that kept making strange groaning sounds.
Set: Melissa opens with a 30-second bit about being awkward around people plus marijuana, beer, and fireworks, then discusses premature ejaculation but forgets her made-up word for it, and admits she has other jokes but spirals into self-doubt.
Interview: Tony points out she talked about her jokes instead of telling them. Pat calls it 'alt.' Melissa panics and admits she prepared material about being misunderstood and ramen noodles with holidays. Tony and panel discuss her drinking beer with Zach all day.
- Being awkward around people plus marijuana, beer, fireworks is uncomfortable.
- Melissa completely abandons her prepared material and talks about the material instead of performing it.