Bryan Vokey
Bryan Vokey has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Bryan is a thick preschool teacher whose pants rip at the crotch due to his size, causing embarrassing moments in front of kids. He jokes about applying baby powder creating a smoke plume and making a 'Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs' reference fail.
- Preschool teacher whose crotch rips in new pants, creating baby powder smoke.
- Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs becomes Cloudy with a Chance of my balls.
Bryan describes seeing a friend on another BART train whose father just died mid-conversation through closing doors. Adds futuristic commentary about wishing trains could drag conversations so closure could be achieved.
- Saw friend on opposite BART train; her dad died just as doors closed.
- Wish trains dragged conversations so you could finish talking to people.
- Autistic kid he babysat smelled his own poop and asked to smell Bryan's poop.