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Bryan Vokey

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: January 4, 2016Latest: July 4, 2016

Bryan Vokey has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #164 Bucket Pull · July 4, 2016

Bryan is a thick preschool teacher whose pants rip at the crotch due to his size, causing embarrassing moments in front of kids. He jokes about applying baby powder creating a smoke plume and making a 'Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs' reference fail.

  • Preschool teacher whose crotch rips in new pants, creating baby powder smoke.
  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs becomes Cloudy with a Chance of my balls.
Kill Tony #20 Bucket Pull · January 4, 2016

Bryan describes seeing a friend on another BART train whose father just died mid-conversation through closing doors. Adds futuristic commentary about wishing trains could drag conversations so closure could be achieved.

  • Saw friend on opposite BART train; her dad died just as doors closed.
  • Wish trains dragged conversations so you could finish talking to people.
  • Autistic kid he babysat smelled his own poop and asked to smell Bryan's poop.