Bobby Ludlum
Bobby Ludlum has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Jokes about sucking dick for stage time in California, polyamory as lonely on Friday, public restroom sex attempt, trans lad bedtime, hyper-Israelism art form, using cock to tell time.
- In California you have to suck dick for stage time; thought it was a requirement
- Polyamory is Latin for lonely on Friday night; girlfriend worried about getting caught in restroom
- When I want to know time I pull out cock; someone says hey your cock's out it's 3pm
Bobby's first-ever stand-up set featured observations about aliens, sounding like Mitch Hedberg, weed pricing, an Asian narcissist sitcom idea, rape whistles, traumatic childhood amnesia, and inhalant use during youth.
- Talked to aliens but they muted him.
- For ten dollars get one gram weed or forty quarters depending how you look at it.
- Rape whistles do not work underwater, almost drowned.