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Caroline Portner

🎤 1 appearanceFirst: March 25, 2019

Caroline Portner has performed on Kill Tony 1 time. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #333 Bucket Pull · March 25, 2019

Eight months in comedy, discusses childhood bone disorder with tumors throughout body, two titanium hips, jokes about hip tickling predicting weather vs stock market, defaulted on student loans.

  • Bone tumors as child - 'my humps' Fergie reference
  • Titanium hip tickles with weather - wished it predicted stocks
  • Defaulted on student loans to Wells Fargo, owes $120k