Dan Lawler
Dan Lawler has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Dan does bits about coffee discovered via jumping goats, the connection between goat jumping and bestiality, and deer labia as both singular and plural noun, with confusing transitional words.
- Coffee discovered because goats jump after eating beans
- Bestiality discovered because horny goats jump around
- Labia is both singular and plural like deer
Rapid-fire shock comedy: glory hole painting, fingering with thumb at gas station, church breastfeeding joke. Little Caesars commercial credit. Self-described schizophrenic fast-paced style jumping between unrelated topics.
- Glory hole painting fun until guy on other side disagrees.
- Not sure if fingering counts with thumb instead of fingers.
- Pope says breastfeeding in church fine, I'm almost full.