Daniel Moquin
Daniel Moquin has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Set about considering cutting off his penis (not for transition), never taking dick pics due to privacy concerns with cloud storage/Zuckerberg, compares penis to uncharted island.
- Cutting his dick off, not for transition, just because he's not using it anyway.
- Never taken dick pic because doesn't want Mark Zuckerberg to see it, penis like uncharted island.
Daniel jokes about Budweiser sending hops and barley to Mars, criticizing their beer quality on Earth. He parodies a corporate boardroom meeting about planetary colonization priorities.
- Budweiser should learn to brew beer on Earth before colonizing Mars.
- Corporate boardroom debates priorities for Mars colonization; beer is highest priority.