Darren Hone
Darren Hone has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Darren jokes about giving up PCP for Lent, experiencing Vietnam flashbacks he doesn't own, being called Doug Stevenson, and trying to change songs with turn signals while high.
- Gave up PCP for Lent as tactical choice, received others' flashbacks
- Tries to change song with turn signal while extremely high
Darren performs about his penis touching the toilet bowl, identifying as offensive millennial, cooking avocado toast with Tide pods, and generational parenting fears transforming into fetishes and economic collapse.
- Penis touched toilet bowl porcelain; now going blind in left eye
- So millennial he cooks avocado toast with Tide pods on them
- Parents threatened spanking (now a fetish) and housing market collapse (millennials turned it to strength)