Kill Tony #443 — Matt Braunger, Chrissie Mayr
Guests: Matt Braunger · Chrissie Mayr
Lineup
Set: Michael discusses unwanted roommate screaming, suicide hotline customer service, and his three stays in the suicide ward, blending dark humor with personal mental health struggles.
Interview: Tony and guests discuss Michael's depression, medication resistance, and current coping mechanisms like smoking weed. Michael mentions his ex-girlfriend who works at Flappers.
- Calls suicide hotline and compliments their customer service for answering.
- Been to suicide ward three times, undecided if he liked the place.
- Gordon Ramsay character aggressively responds about fish fileting
- Michael reveals he's been to suicide ward multiple times
Set: Darius contrasts liking vs. loving a partner, arguing you must like your wife more than random women. He jokes about public mistakes and a past relationship with a married woman.
Interview: Tony praises Darius's set as his best yet. Discussion covers his work as a door guy at Comedy Store, his single status, and his professional email addresses.
- You must like your wife way more than casual women to handle mistakes together.
- Almost married a lady who was already married, almost had a wedding
- Tony calls it Darius's best set ever on the show
- Darius prioritizes commanding audience attention over apologizing
Set: William performs in a hazmat suit, joking about being rejected from Honey I Shrunk the Kids on ice, smoking unemployment marijuana, and misremembering My Girl details while wearing the suit.
Interview: William explains he couldn't make La Jolla due to a Cracker Barrel trip and stimulants causing a panic/muscle twitch. Discussion includes his choice to wear the hazmat suit.
- Rejected from Honey I Shrunk the Kids on ice, started unemployment marijuana
- Wore hazmat suit after buying it at Pier 1 Imports in Calabasas
- William wears full hazmat suit to stage, burning up inside
- Chrissie Mayr makes ginger joke about recessive genes
Omar
Set: Omar discusses not paying for others' college tuition, healthcare costs for obesity, and dating site height discrimination versus weight control issues.
Interview: Omar's wife appears to be Melissa Villasenor doppelganger. Extensive discussion of wife's ethnicity, birth control, and relationship. Panel makes racist jokes about appearance similarities.
- Won't pay for liberal arts degrees and healthcare for obese nation
- Can't exclude fat women from dating but they exclude short men unfairly
- Omar's wife brought to stage, confirmed as Melissa Villasenor lookalike
- Tony plans to get actual Melissa Villasenor as guest when Omar performs
- Panel makes repeated racist jokes about Latino appearance similarities
Set: Darren jokes about giving up PCP for Lent, experiencing Vietnam flashbacks he doesn't own, being called Doug Stevenson, and trying to change songs with turn signals while high.
Interview: Darren returns after previous appearance discussing his bad living situation in Al Hombro with six roommates. Now has one roommate and better bathroom access but roommate has witchcraft symbols.
- Gave up PCP for Lent as tactical choice, received others' flashbacks
- Tries to change song with turn signal while extremely high
- Darren discusses previous appearance negative feedback motivating his move
- Red Band gives practical life advice about roommate communication
Set: David jokes about Waze app navigating through Chick-fil-A, police notifications, and the app seeming designed by Black people for practical shortcuts.
Interview: Extensive roasting between Tony, panel, and David about his clothing, body, relationships, and various physical attributes. Tony mentions David's weekend in La Jolla and condo cooking.
- Waze directed him through Chick-fil-A drive-through to save seven minutes
- Waze alerts for police like app designed by Black people for safety
- Donnell Rawlings roasting incident referenced from previous episode
- Extended physical roasting about body size and appearance
- Joel calls David's bluff to show his genitals backstage
Manolo
Set: Manolo jokes about discovering a half-Chinese uncle and coronavirus fears, girls wanting hugs after sex, taking Viagra leading to anal pain and a $15 charge.
Interview: Manolo reveals he quit cam work after friends saw Kill Tony episode; now claims to be a painter but actually still cams. Discusses making $700/week, his music composition, and dating.
- Discovered half-Chinese uncle, worried about catching coronavirus from him
- Took four Viagra, had sex seven times, anal pain resulted in $15 charge
- Manolo performs song on guitar discussing relationships and freedom
- Panel realizes Manolo still doing cam work despite claiming to be painter
- Manolo strums bass guitar and sings original composition
Ben Rudy
Set: Ben jokes about his height creating high drug tolerance, eating excessive Flintstone vitamins and Robitussin as a child, high weed edible tolerance conflicting with California's 10mg limit.
Interview: Tony asks Ben personal questions about age, hometown, background, job at storage facility, and dating. Panel roasts his appearance; Joel calls his bluff about showing genitals.
- Been eating excess Flintstone vitamins and Robitussin since childhood
- California's 10mg edible limit means eating 10 cookies instead of one
- Joel calls Ben's bluff about showing genitals, Ben refuses
- Panel makes bowling/gutter sexual innuendos
Set: Michael jokes about wheelchair accessibility, talking about women's asses at sporting events, Magic Johnson analogy, sneakers as heavy socks, and special meal orders.
Interview: Michael files human resources complaint against David Lucas for roasting him in shadows and podcast. Tony defends Michael, roasts David in return. Discusses Michael's merch sales, drinking, and Ventura shows.
- Being in wheelchair puts him on sideline watching women's asses
- Magic Johnson and not walking comparison about smart decisions
- Michael files formal HR complaint against David Lucas for roasting
- Reveals taking 14-hour drive to La Jolla in wheelchair
- Michael performs despite physical limitations, shows determination
Sarah Fatemi
Set: Sarah performs brand new material about being non-Muslim on planes with Quran readers, visiting Iran during tensions, and McDonald's as essential cultural site.
Interview: Tony coaches Sarah on performance intensity, urging her to own her comedy without apologies. Chrissie makes suicide bomber joke. Matt offers constructive criticism about audience engagement.
- Man reads Quran in deep bass voice during takeoff, script mutes upon landing
- Iran visit avoided conflict, but questioned absence of McDonald's
- Chrissie Mayr makes controversial suicide bomber joke
- Tony extensively coaches Sarah on stage presence and confidence
- Matt Braunger gives constructive criticism about material delivery
Steve Lee
Set: Steve jokes about receiving a rape whistle and having nightmares about being raped, sharing the fear women experience. Contrasts his small breasts with needing cosmetic surgery.
Interview: Michael Lehrer challenges Steve, creating tension. Discussion of Steve's filmmaking, Buddha car ornament, illegal movie downloading, and Asian cleanliness stereotypes.
- Received rape whistle, now experiences nightly terror women normally feel
- His breasts so small he needs cosmetic surgery to be desirable
- Michael Lehrer jumps on stage with microphone, first wheelchair confrontation
- Panel creates 'Crips' gang name joke about two disabled comedians
- Steve wiped down microphone before starting set