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Kill Tony #443 — Matt Braunger, Chrissie Mayr

📅 March 9, 2020 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Main Room 🎤 11 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: Matt Braunger · Chrissie Mayr

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Lineup

1

Michael Silver

Set: Michael discusses unwanted roommate screaming, suicide hotline customer service, and his three stays in the suicide ward, blending dark humor with personal mental health struggles.

Interview: Tony and guests discuss Michael's depression, medication resistance, and current coping mechanisms like smoking weed. Michael mentions his ex-girlfriend who works at Flappers.

Bits:
  • Calls suicide hotline and compliments their customer service for answering.
  • Been to suicide ward three times, undecided if he liked the place.
Moments:
  • Gordon Ramsay character aggressively responds about fish fileting
  • Michael reveals he's been to suicide ward multiple times
2

Darius Bennett

Set: Darius contrasts liking vs. loving a partner, arguing you must like your wife more than random women. He jokes about public mistakes and a past relationship with a married woman.

Interview: Tony praises Darius's set as his best yet. Discussion covers his work as a door guy at Comedy Store, his single status, and his professional email addresses.

Bits:
  • You must like your wife way more than casual women to handle mistakes together.
  • Almost married a lady who was already married, almost had a wedding
Moments:
  • Tony calls it Darius's best set ever on the show
  • Darius prioritizes commanding audience attention over apologizing
3

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: William performs in a hazmat suit, joking about being rejected from Honey I Shrunk the Kids on ice, smoking unemployment marijuana, and misremembering My Girl details while wearing the suit.

Interview: William explains he couldn't make La Jolla due to a Cracker Barrel trip and stimulants causing a panic/muscle twitch. Discussion includes his choice to wear the hazmat suit.

Bits:
  • Rejected from Honey I Shrunk the Kids on ice, started unemployment marijuana
  • Wore hazmat suit after buying it at Pier 1 Imports in Calabasas
Moments:
  • William wears full hazmat suit to stage, burning up inside
  • Chrissie Mayr makes ginger joke about recessive genes
4

Omar

Set: Omar discusses not paying for others' college tuition, healthcare costs for obesity, and dating site height discrimination versus weight control issues.

Interview: Omar's wife appears to be Melissa Villasenor doppelganger. Extensive discussion of wife's ethnicity, birth control, and relationship. Panel makes racist jokes about appearance similarities.

Bits:
  • Won't pay for liberal arts degrees and healthcare for obese nation
  • Can't exclude fat women from dating but they exclude short men unfairly
Moments:
  • Omar's wife brought to stage, confirmed as Melissa Villasenor lookalike
  • Tony plans to get actual Melissa Villasenor as guest when Omar performs
  • Panel makes repeated racist jokes about Latino appearance similarities
5

Darren Hone

Set: Darren jokes about giving up PCP for Lent, experiencing Vietnam flashbacks he doesn't own, being called Doug Stevenson, and trying to change songs with turn signals while high.

Interview: Darren returns after previous appearance discussing his bad living situation in Al Hombro with six roommates. Now has one roommate and better bathroom access but roommate has witchcraft symbols.

Bits:
  • Gave up PCP for Lent as tactical choice, received others' flashbacks
  • Tries to change song with turn signal while extremely high
Moments:
  • Darren discusses previous appearance negative feedback motivating his move
  • Red Band gives practical life advice about roommate communication
6

David Lucas

Regular

Set: David jokes about Waze app navigating through Chick-fil-A, police notifications, and the app seeming designed by Black people for practical shortcuts.

Interview: Extensive roasting between Tony, panel, and David about his clothing, body, relationships, and various physical attributes. Tony mentions David's weekend in La Jolla and condo cooking.

Bits:
  • Waze directed him through Chick-fil-A drive-through to save seven minutes
  • Waze alerts for police like app designed by Black people for safety
Moments:
  • Donnell Rawlings roasting incident referenced from previous episode
  • Extended physical roasting about body size and appearance
  • Joel calls David's bluff to show his genitals backstage
7

Manolo

Set: Manolo jokes about discovering a half-Chinese uncle and coronavirus fears, girls wanting hugs after sex, taking Viagra leading to anal pain and a $15 charge.

Interview: Manolo reveals he quit cam work after friends saw Kill Tony episode; now claims to be a painter but actually still cams. Discusses making $700/week, his music composition, and dating.

Bits:
  • Discovered half-Chinese uncle, worried about catching coronavirus from him
  • Took four Viagra, had sex seven times, anal pain resulted in $15 charge
Moments:
  • Manolo performs song on guitar discussing relationships and freedom
  • Panel realizes Manolo still doing cam work despite claiming to be painter
  • Manolo strums bass guitar and sings original composition
8

Ben Rudy

Set: Ben jokes about his height creating high drug tolerance, eating excessive Flintstone vitamins and Robitussin as a child, high weed edible tolerance conflicting with California's 10mg limit.

Interview: Tony asks Ben personal questions about age, hometown, background, job at storage facility, and dating. Panel roasts his appearance; Joel calls his bluff about showing genitals.

Bits:
  • Been eating excess Flintstone vitamins and Robitussin since childhood
  • California's 10mg edible limit means eating 10 cookies instead of one
Moments:
  • Joel calls Ben's bluff about showing genitals, Ben refuses
  • Panel makes bowling/gutter sexual innuendos
9

Michael Lehrer

Set: Michael jokes about wheelchair accessibility, talking about women's asses at sporting events, Magic Johnson analogy, sneakers as heavy socks, and special meal orders.

Interview: Michael files human resources complaint against David Lucas for roasting him in shadows and podcast. Tony defends Michael, roasts David in return. Discusses Michael's merch sales, drinking, and Ventura shows.

Bits:
  • Being in wheelchair puts him on sideline watching women's asses
  • Magic Johnson and not walking comparison about smart decisions
Moments:
  • Michael files formal HR complaint against David Lucas for roasting
  • Reveals taking 14-hour drive to La Jolla in wheelchair
  • Michael performs despite physical limitations, shows determination
10

Sarah Fatemi

Set: Sarah performs brand new material about being non-Muslim on planes with Quran readers, visiting Iran during tensions, and McDonald's as essential cultural site.

Interview: Tony coaches Sarah on performance intensity, urging her to own her comedy without apologies. Chrissie makes suicide bomber joke. Matt offers constructive criticism about audience engagement.

Bits:
  • Man reads Quran in deep bass voice during takeoff, script mutes upon landing
  • Iran visit avoided conflict, but questioned absence of McDonald's
Moments:
  • Chrissie Mayr makes controversial suicide bomber joke
  • Tony extensively coaches Sarah on stage presence and confidence
  • Matt Braunger gives constructive criticism about material delivery
11

Steve Lee

Set: Steve jokes about receiving a rape whistle and having nightmares about being raped, sharing the fear women experience. Contrasts his small breasts with needing cosmetic surgery.

Interview: Michael Lehrer challenges Steve, creating tension. Discussion of Steve's filmmaking, Buddha car ornament, illegal movie downloading, and Asian cleanliness stereotypes.

Bits:
  • Received rape whistle, now experiences nightly terror women normally feel
  • His breasts so small he needs cosmetic surgery to be desirable
Moments:
  • Michael Lehrer jumps on stage with microphone, first wheelchair confrontation
  • Panel creates 'Crips' gang name joke about two disabled comedians
  • Steve wiped down microphone before starting set