Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Elijah jokes about his cauliflower ears, reusing Q-tips, and lists racist foods. He's a short, muscular UFC fighter.
- Wears cauliflower ears because girlfriend can squat more than him.
- Can reuse Q-tips like burned marshmallows; pull the top off for new Q-tip.
Elijah's first-time set covered CTE making Game of Thrones unwatchable, Stephen Hawking's last words being 'low battery,' an argument with girlfriend about licorice flavors, and ended with a dark joke about 'no blacks.'
- CTE from football means he won't understand Game of Thrones plot
- Stephen Hawking's last words were 'low battery'
- Girlfriend and him agreed on something: both hated 'no blacks'