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Evan Jones

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: December 18, 2017Latest: July 27, 2020

Evan Jones has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony July 27, 2020 Bucket Pull · July 27, 2020

Evan performed about fulfilling a dream of being in a David Lynch movie, compared Johnny Depp to a Pirates ride animatronic, and discussed theme parks (Disneyland vs Six Flags). He had been sitting on theme park material since before the pandemic.

  • Compared Johnny Depp to lifeless Pirates of Caribbean animatronic
  • Six Flags has unclear theme (cartoons and flags?)
Kill Tony December 18, 2017 Bucket Pull · December 18, 2017

Evan discusses aliens, discovering intelligent life, and geopolitical absurdities. He touches on government relationships with extraterrestrials and comedic observations about human civilization.

  • Aliens discover Earth but only want oil and healthcare; humans offer corn.