Fernando Perez
Fernando Perez has performed on Kill Tony 1 time. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Fernando performs book-smart observational humor about being too white for both Mexican and white kids, calling himself a people-pleaser, and darkly joking about educational theater and heroin needles.
- I'm too white for Mexican kids, too white for white kids sometimes.
- Wearing a condom to masturbate is like wearing a mask alone in your car.
- Never knew heroin existed until they told me about spoon collectors' irrational fears.