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Haseeb Ijas

🎤 1 appearanceFirst: January 3, 2022

Haseeb Ijas has performed on Kill Tony 1 time. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #540 Bucket Pull · January 3, 2022

Haseeb starts with knock-knock joke referencing ISIS, clarifies he's Muslim and not bothered by terrorist jokes, then makes comparative jokes about Mexicans vs Pakistanis and substance abuse.

  • Knock-knock joke with ISIS punchline; clarifies he's Muslim freedom fighter, not terrorist.
  • Mexicans play with illegal explosives in July, Pakistanis don't need alcohol to abuse kids.