Jacob Charmatz
Jacob Charmatz has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Jacob attempts meta-comedy with unclear logic about driving vs. running across country being longer/shorter, discusses being poor with only pizza rolls, and makes an incomprehensible comparison between his cracked feet and hardwood floors.
- Driving cross-country takes longer than running it (confusing setup/delivery).
- My feet are cracking; I imagine my hardwood is splitting (incomprehensible metaphor).
21-year-old describes embarrassing trips to the pediatrician, inability to swallow pills, and theories about Naked and Afraid raw footage being taken home as pornography.
- 21-year-old still goes to pediatrician, guarantees largest penis in group
- Can't swallow pills orally but can take suppositories
- Naked and Afraid raw footage taken home as pornography by editor