Jessica Wellington

Combats crazy with crazy. Story about homeless man asking if jacket is bulletproof; she responds asking if it's rape-proof. Second story about man in knife fight during her pizza eating.

• Homeless man asks if jacket bulletproof; she asks if it's rape-proof
• Man mentions knife fight while she's eating pizza; she responds about nearly raping homeless man

Three-year comic with strong comedic fundamentals. Material about Walmart underwear selection, invented sports-bra-flipped-upside-down underwear solution, family trauma from trailer park, and recent losses making her feel ready for HBO special.

• Sports bra flipped upside down as solution for sexy underwear.
• Family trauma is long-term investment toward getting HBO special.

Wellington discusses struggling to find where she belongs in LA, observing a Black man with Trans Am whose radio switched from Spice Girls to Mötley Crüe, and confessing she became vain after 9 months—realizing she looked pretty while crying and checking mirrors.

• Observes Black man in Trans Am with radio switching Spice Girls to Mötley Crüe.
• Became vain in LA, cried watching sad thing just to check mirror and see herself pretty.

Wellington discussed how mannerisms change with different friend groups, then pivoted to explicit material about becoming addicted to black men after a positive experience, referencing being born with two penises (one black father's influence).

• Mannerisms change with different friend groups; black friends get different behavior
• Addicted to black men after one experience; phantom itch when unavailable

Moved from North Carolina to West Hollywood looking for single men, walked into gay bar expecting straight guys. Discusses being single, wanting to find special person, trying anal again with the right person.

• Went to West Hollywood bar looking for straight men, found gay men dancing and making out.
• Finding special person to try anal with again, missing punchline due to cat noise.