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JJ Alexander

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: September 15, 2025Latest: December 27, 2025 Golden Ticket

JJ Alexander has performed on Kill Tony 2 times, winning a golden ticket. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #752 Bucket Pull · December 27, 2025

Trump impression as Native American war chief discussing immigration policy and modern politics through historical lens.

  • Donald Trump would have made excellent Native American war chief
  • Native Americans should have gotten more beads in land deal
Kill Tony #737 Bucket Pull · September 15, 2025 · golden ticket

JJ's set was built around the joke that glasses are the best disguise, comparing his appearance with and without them (nerdy vs. Down syndrome-looking, history teacher vs. Arby's manager, Chick-fil-A manager vs. etc.).

  • Glasses on = cute nerdy guy; glasses off = eats crayons for flavor
  • Various glasses on/off personas: history teacher with autism, Matt Damon with Down syndrome
  • Glasses on = kind Chick-fil-A manager; glasses off = Arby's manager