John Burns
John Burns has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
John discussed coming from a sheep farming family, his dad seeing aliens that were actually an interracial couple, wanting to join military because wife sleeps with others, and a cute cat paw behavior his girlfriend calls him a bitch for.
- Dad saw aliens but it was just interracial couple; farm family doesn't fuck sheep
- Wife sleeps with other guys; wants to join military to escape feelings
- Does cute cat paw behavior; girlfriend calls him a bitch
First-timer about Juke move confusion, RadioShack employees, dyslexia spelling joke, father seeing aliens/interracial couple.
- Juke move artist/athlete crossover—RadioShack employee doesn't fit.
- Dyslexia joke—saw delicatessen sign as delicious.