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John Burns

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: October 18, 2019Latest: October 16, 2022

John Burns has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #582 Bucket Pull · October 16, 2022

John discussed coming from a sheep farming family, his dad seeing aliens that were actually an interracial couple, wanting to join military because wife sleeps with others, and a cute cat paw behavior his girlfriend calls him a bitch for.

  • Dad saw aliens but it was just interracial couple; farm family doesn't fuck sheep
  • Wife sleeps with other guys; wants to join military to escape feelings
  • Does cute cat paw behavior; girlfriend calls him a bitch
Kill Tony #402 Bucket Pull · October 18, 2019

First-timer about Juke move confusion, RadioShack employees, dyslexia spelling joke, father seeing aliens/interracial couple.

  • Juke move artist/athlete crossover—RadioShack employee doesn't fit.
  • Dyslexia joke—saw delicatessen sign as delicious.