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John Hanford

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: November 23, 2020Latest: December 14, 2020

John Hanford has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #485 Bucket Pull · December 14, 2020

John opened with an observed story about witnessing a man pass away in a Walmart motorized scooter surrounded by mayonnaise, positioning it as peak Americana. He framed the deceased as living the fullest American dream and deserving Arlington Cemetery burial.

  • Walmart scooter death as American Dream fulfillment with Arlington burial
  • Concentration camp food court review and merch opportunities
Kill Tony #482 Bucket Pull · November 23, 2020

John delivered material about not having an eating disorder just being skinny, Australian slang usage, and expressed vpn advertising joke.

  • My doctor told me he's Australian and uses the word cunt as ego check
  • Arby's should change name to luxury sandwiches because reubens and french dips