Kill Tony #482 — Brian Moses
Guests: Brian Moses
Lineup
Set: William delivered observational humor about OnlyFans, Anne Frank's diary, cnn coverage, and Kamala Harris, with quick one-liners and topical material.
Interview: Tony discovered William recently stopped drinking but switched back to hard liquor, has a sick girlfriend with a sick grandmother, tested positive for symptoms with a temperature check, and discussed his intimate relationship details including penis size.
- I wrote Cliff's Notes to Anne Frank's diary spoiler alert only suspenseful part
- CNN says O.J. Simpson was mostly peaceful except two minor incidents
- Kamala Harris has so much black pride she married a white jew
- Temperature check performed on William live on stage; thermometer read 98.2 degrees
- Graphic on-stage demonstration of oral sex technique requested by Tony
Set: John delivered material about not having an eating disorder just being skinny, Australian slang usage, and expressed vpn advertising joke.
Interview: John discussed his two years of comedy starting in New York, moving to Joshua Tree after meeting Mike Birbiglia, his former job making baseball cards, and his peaceful life building his own guitar.
- My doctor told me he's Australian and uses the word cunt as ego check
- Arby's should change name to luxury sandwiches because reubens and french dips
- John struggled to remove his glasses on camera multiple times despite Tony's coaching
- Joel from the band stripped down to underwear during John's segment
Set: Hugo performed comedy about lack of black magicians, his father abandoning him, and a joke about consent being the opposite of rape.
Interview: Hugo discussed his job as a waiter at Cheesecake Factory, moving to LA from Bay Area, living near the Comedy Store and other venues, and his workout routine.
- No black magicians because we're terrified and scatter at david blaine
- Guy told girlfriend he only has sex if she wants it equals consent
- Hugo attempted one-handed clapping multiple times at Tony's insistence, eventually succeeded
- Extended interview with multiple callback jokes about Hugo's appearance and background
Set: Dan discussed Baltimore's gun range, North Carolina being cheaper and more racist than LA, moving to LA for Jewish community, and an acting class where classmates called him rapist and Jared Kushner.
Interview: Dan revealed he works for ABC7 news in sports and production roles for ten years, won an international gold medal in bowling in Jewish Maccabee games, and is from Baltimore.
- Baltimore has largest gun range in country called downtown open fire
- Acting class classmates compared him to rapist and Jared Kushner character
- Dan performed an awkward freestyle Jewish rap at Tony's request about Hanukkah
- Tony and panel discovered Dan is international gold medalist bowler in Jewish Maccabee games
Set: Jessica performed about growing up in 90s, listening to hip-hop, saying the n-word as teenager, and learning not to use it after friend Brian corrected her.
Interview: Jessica discussed her 18-year-old son Lucas Johnson who got full college scholarship for architecture, studying upstate New York, and revealed intimate details about their past including her pregnancy at 16 and sex in a NYC taxi cab.
- Said n-word growing up in 90s hip-hop until friend Brian corrected me
- Extensive interview revealed Jessica had son at 16 with Nigerian father, fled New York due to violence
- Jessica discussed having sex in NYC taxi cab in missionary position with driver watching
Set: Brian delivered passionate material about Arby's sauce being delicious on salmon, Horsey sauce, arguing Arby's should rebrand as Luxury Sandwiches due to quality items like Reuben and French Dip.
Interview: Brian discussed being adopted from South Korea, having an older adopted brother who is distant and mean, his family relationships, and jokes about Korean culture.
- Arby sauce goes on everything including salmon, tastes amazing
- Arby's should change name to Luxury Sandwiches because Reuben and French Dip
- Panel and Tony praised Brian's set for honesty, passion, and commitment despite unconventional topic
- Multiple panelists agreed with Brian's Arby's assessment and shared personal Arby's stories
Set: Michael delivered material about his body deteriorating, being in relationships with women who inspired him, and wanting to be the funniest, a world champion poker player, and a sexy disabled sex symbol.
Interview: Michael discussed visiting a cake museum, having Hepatitis C, winning a bet that involved anal sex at a cake museum, and his four life goals including being funniest and best poker player.
- Women responsible for everything wonderful but I've always been national treasure
- My four life goals are be funniest, world champion poker, have son, be disabled sex symbol
- Michael revealed he has Hepatitis C, which Tony and panel reacted to with concern
- Michael described winning a cake museum bet that involved sexual activity