Kill Tony #483 — Mitch Burrow
Guests: Mitch Burrow
Lineup
Set: William opened with observational jokes about Miss Piggy, Harvard-Epstein scandal, Kamala Harris, and slavery, delivered in rapid succession.
Interview: William discussed his week, including eating tamales, almost witnessing his girlfriend's grandfather have a seizure, and getting in a car accident pulling out of McDonald's.
- Harvard gave back Epstein money when they heard it was from him
- Kamala Harris legalized prostitution through sleeping with SF mayor
- Slavery comparison to Africa boarding ships
- William making a squinting face the entire interview; Tony repeatedly asks about it
- William discusses pulling out in front of pregnant Latina lady at McDonald's
Moha
Set: Moha discussed being Somalian and Swedish, comparing friendly Swedish culture to American beef culture, claimed success with women due to 'rape', and mentioned the Captain Phillips reference.
Interview: Moha revealed he started standup in March 2020 and has been doing 2-3 mics daily. Tony and panel gave coaching on pacing and cutting rape material.
- Somali pirates Captain Phillips reference, Swedish kiss greeting culture
- Success with ladies explained by rape
- Tony and panel coach Moha on pacing and removing rape jokes
- Jet (band member) visibly uncomfortable with rape material
Set: Mario delivered observational jokes about Primus with a lisp, sad 90s movies, Spike Lee education, suicide girls tattoos, and dating app only fans girls.
Interview: Mario discussed doing yoga five days a week, smoking history, and shared a dream about sucking his own dick. Panel joked about his flexibility.
- Friend with lisp calling Primus 'Pouth'
- 90s movies sad because actors dead like Brittany Murphy
- Suicide Girls tattoos annoyed, entire Crow script tattooed
- Mario reveals dream of sucking his own dick
- Panel and Tony coach Mario on his flexibility goals
Set: Jill discussed growing up playing men's sports like hockey, seeing penises young, her dad disliking tomboy behavior, her mom's lesbian dreams through sports, and dating issues from appearing masculine.
Interview: Jill revealed she works in corporate innovation making over $100k, just moved to LA in May, and has been single since 2018.
- Played boys sports, saw lots of dick early on
- Dad hated tomboy behavior but mom pushed sports for lesbian dreams
- Guys said 'chill that's gay' when she leaned in for moves
- Jill mentions working at Boeing making $177k a year
- Tony questions her about being mistaken for lesbian growing up
Set: Ryan opened with sex offenders released from jail due to COVID, girls screaming in bed, Catholic school abuse allegations, Catholic school girlfriend preferences, and a tattoo of 'Casey Anthony' on his arm.
Interview: Ryan revealed he's on paid administrative leave for his comedy being reported to HR. His employer had lawyers investigating his jokes from social media and podcasts.
- Sex offenders released from jail because of COVID
- Catholic school friends coming forward with abuse allegations
- Girlfriend asks how he keeps camera steady for jerk off videos
- Ryan announces he's on paid administrative leave for comedy
- Ryan reveals ex-girlfriend Latina called him in Vegas and went off
- Ryan admits he doesn't care about investigation
Set: Michael requested to skip his minute and talk about needing internet mistresses before his operation. Band played smooth music as he did a spoken-word personal ad about his disability, wheelchair, abilities, and dating preferences.
Interview: Michael discussed winning the World Series of Comedy, a home invasion by his upstairs neighbor who Superman-kicked his door, and his relationship with his girlfriend Colette.
- Both him and wheelchair fold comfortably in car trunk
- Can survive off cliff bars and blowjobs, plays poker 18 hours
- Only dates high school girls who were held back and became pornographers at 18
- Michael wins World Series of Comedy
- Michael's neighbor Superman-kicked his door thinking he was at wrong apartment
- Michael stays calm and tells invader he has wrong apartment by making backup truck sound