Kill Tony #484 — Jeremiah Watkins
Guests: Jeremiah Watkins
Lineup
Set: William delivered rapid-fire dark jokes about Anne Frank, Kamala Harris, "Are You Afraid of the Dark," and ended with a controversial George Floyd callback.
Interview: Tony questioned William about his F hat (for Floyd), his drinking problem, 12-step program participation, eating potato salad, and Thanksgiving cooking. William defended his George Floyd respect and discussed prune juice benefits.
- Anne Frank wrote funny jokes in her diary, mostly racist.
- At this point is there any celebrity that didn't die of COVID except George Floyd.
- William makes controversial George Floyd joke comparing him to Predator 1 movie scene
- Red band notices Tony's 'tap and phone' app open on sound board, becomes running gag
Set: Henry discussed growing up in the hood, fear of gang recruitment with a coach named Trigger, and gentrification changing his Echo Park neighborhood with gang members eating Beyond Meat.
Interview: Tony and panel joked about Henry's appearance, his Echo Park origins before gentrification, his job as an executive chef at a hospital, his Argentine wife, vasectomy, four daughters, and his 12-step program involvement.
- Gang coach had skull tattoo with tear, and the tear had a tattoo.
- Gentrification: gang members now eating Beyond Meat tacos instead of real ones.
- Henry reveals wife tied her tubes and he had vasectomy to prevent children
Set: Rishi performed about airport observations, mistaking an Italian family for a deaf family based on arm gestures, jokes about Asians/Indians stealing jobs versus Mexicans, and his name pronunciation struggles.
Interview: Tony and panel discussed Rishi's Indian heritage, his parents in IT/stay-at-home roles, his sister, his father's disappointment in his comedy career, and Rishi's former job supervising 70 Indian workers.
- Mistook Italian family for deaf at airport; mom's black eye was giveaway.
- Asians and Indians steal jobs, not Mexicans; cousins in call centers.
- Goes over time; bear sound effect triggers, indicating time violation
- Tony critiques Rishi for plugging Instagram handle at end of set
Set: Adam discussed his gangster lean caused by nerve damage from childhood vaccination, made comparisons between COVID vaccines and coronavirus, and joked about having one hand affecting his marriage and handshakes.
Interview: Tony explored Adam's nerve damage from vaccination at age two months, why his mother didn't sue, his four daughters, his vasectomy, his left-handedness, and his successful financial services business with 175 licensed agents.
- Got nerve damage from vaccination instead of measles; at least not diphtheria.
- Wife closes things tight when angry: toothpaste, jars, her legs.
- Adam reveals fifth time performing stand-up comedy ever; previously only at open mics
- Panel impressed by Adam's delivery and natural comedic instincts despite inexperience
Set: Nick discussed his girlfriend's OnlyFans account, finding a loophole to subscribe anonymously and request custom videos, nearly missing the show due to a blowjob while driving, and her account name.
Interview: Tony and panel discussed extreme OnlyFans requests including poop fetish ($700 offer), Nick appearing in girlfriend's videos, their polyamorous relationship, and his plan to use OnlyFans money to fund his comedy career.
- Only Fans is like private security for porn industry; same vetting process.
- Found loophole: subscribe to girlfriend anonymously for 4.99 to request custom videos.
- Red band visibly moves fast after Nick mentions girlfriend's OnlyFans handle
- Nick reveals someone offered $700 for poop fetish video; girlfriend considering it
Set: Dan discussed his job as a professional studio audience member for CBS shows, watching Steve Harvey bully kids on 'Little Big Shots,' and the dynamics of that weird job.
Interview: Tony explored Dan's Hinge dating app experience, his recent sobriety resetting due to kratom addiction, his testosterone replacement therapy, his smaller testicles and infertility, and his new 2007 Mustang purchase.
- Professional studio audience: CBS pays $60 to watch Steve Harvey shows.
- Little Big Shots: smart kids vs dumb Steve Harvey, he bullies them.
- Dan reveals he's transgender male, taking testosterone treatments for 5 months
- Dan announces he's moving to Austin, Texas; will travel by wheelchair
Set: Michael discussed how women have been responsible for good things in his life despite his infidelity and lying, how crippling has helped his dating prospects by keeping him stationary, and using Kill Tony as a dating app.
Interview: Michael asked Nick's girlfriend for permission to use her tattooed legs for costume content, discussed his various health conditions and brain injuries from head-banging since age four, and announced his move to Austin.
- Women responsible for wonderful things; I'm an asshole but they find better men.
- Being crippled helps dating; I stay in one spot, retain handsomeness.
- Michael proposes using Nick's girlfriend's tattooed legs as costume for content
- Michael announces his move to Austin, mentions needing to recharge wheelchair