Mario Tonti
Mario Tonti has performed on Kill Tony 8 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Mario performs jokes about woke culture, blue-haired girls, non-binary video games, and LA versus Texas attitudes. Set includes material about mortal kombat fatalities and Madden 21.
- Blue-haired girls used to like being choked, now offended by curse words.
- Non-binary version of Mortal Kombat would say finish they/them before fatalities.
- Only way to play man beating up women in games is Madden 21.
Mario delivered observational jokes about Primus with a lisp, sad 90s movies, Spike Lee education, suicide girls tattoos, and dating app only fans girls.
- Friend with lisp calling Primus 'Pouth'
- 90s movies sad because actors dead like Brittany Murphy
- Suicide Girls tattoos annoyed, entire Crow script tattooed
Mario performs about racist Italian grandfather, mistaking neighbors for raccoons after hearing 'coloreds,' and grandfather dying of lung cancer from smoking. Dark family humor.
- Thought neighbors were raccoons because grandfather said 'the coloreds'.
- Didn't know they were called Brazil nuts until year after grandfather died.
- Grandfather died of lung cancer from carton of non-filter cigarettes daily for 30 years.
Mario discusses people calling him creepy but finding creepier behavior in porn comments, hearing neighbors have sex while masturbating to porn and finishing to their sounds, and a childhood memory mistaking a racist grandfather's remarks about raccoons as referring to actual animals on a porch.
- People call him creepy but porn comments are creepier, heard neighbors having sex while masturbating
- Racist grandfather said things Mario thought were about actual raccoons on neighbor's porch
Material about STDs making a comeback, moving to Van Nuys and downloading a sex offender app that shows five registered pedophiles in his apartment building, comparing the map to a herpes outbreak.
- Downloaded sex offender app for Van Nuys apartment—5 pedophiles living there, map looks like herpes.
- Ex-girlfriend context while watching To Catch a Predator during intimate moments.
Metal show observation about spitting, gynecologist analogy, and Snoop Dogg lyric about job interview for murderers with big dicks.
- Metal show guy spits on crowd; gynecologist spits on patient's vulva
- Snoop lyric about murder and dicks sounds like shady job interview
Mario performed about COVID being measured in '911s', having an abortion with an Asian Tinder girl after misunderstanding, and trying Korean food for the first time in LA after seven years. Much tighter and more coherent than William's earlier set.
- COVID measured in 911s; 911 is favorite measurement like smidge
- Had abortion with Asian Tinder girl via misunderstanding during sex
- Lived in LA 7 years before trying Korean takeout
Mario discussed being circumcised and wondering how different he'd be with foreskin. He talked about his ex-girlfriend with a 'be nice' tattoo who cheated on him, made a joke comparing squirters to urination, and discussed his heroin use versus pumpkin spice lattes.
- Circumcised, wondering if I'd be different with foreskin
- Ex had 'be nice' tattoo but was terrible person
- Heroin mixed with Fiji water because I'm not piece of shit