Ryan Joseph
Ryan Joseph has performed on Kill Tony 9 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Ryan did strong jokes about a girlfriend, parents hearing sex, his pregnant friend asking if she should have a rape baby, and his father being racist. He mentioned his girlfriend comes from broken home.
- Parents making him open his eyes during sex is worse than them hearing it
- Best friend pregnant from rape asks if she should have the baby
- Father immediately asked if rapists were Hispanic or Black
Ryan opened with sex offenders released from jail due to COVID, girls screaming in bed, Catholic school abuse allegations, Catholic school girlfriend preferences, and a tattoo of 'Casey Anthony' on his arm.
- Sex offenders released from jail because of COVID
- Catholic school friends coming forward with abuse allegations
- Girlfriend asks how he keeps camera steady for jerk off videos
Ryan performed tight one-liners about girlfriend breakup, interracial dating experiences, dating apps, left-handedness, and casual observations with quick punches.
- Girlfriend wanted 500 feet distance after breakup.
- Dated beautiful Black girl, crossed street to avoid her.
- Left-handed but dad said learn right-handed for easier life.
Jokes about ex-girlfriend who aged poorly, racist KKK/BLM protest joke, AIDS and homeless people commentary, and fetishizing Asian women.
- Ran into old girlfriend; she aged significantly; jokes she even has breasts now
- Don't date Asian girls due to fetish perception; clarifies all girls get peed on equally
Ryan discussed installing security cameras for paranoid women, dreaming his stepmom died and waking up with semen, having an adopted brother from Africa who came out as gay, China's racism and mistreatment of women, and construction crews speaking Spanish near his house.
- Dreamed stepmother died, woke up drenched in semen—morbid awakening joke.
- Adopted brother from Africa came out of closet; family upset they tried hard to make closet feel like home.
- Construction crew next door speaking Spanish driving him crazy—riffs on China's racism while mirroring discomfort.
Provocative set about apartment rejection based on race, retirement home STDs, female friendships (with fat joke), and dark humor about his father's Vietnam atrocities.
- Got apartment rejected for bad credit; drove there to show he's white
- Retirement home volunteer surprised by STDs in 95-year-olds
- Can't have platonic female friendships; the fat ones don't matter
Jokes about dating post-op transgender girl, sucking toes in someone's house, Tinder single mother, and avoiding rape jokes.
- Dated post-op transgender but didn't know until suspicious signs
- Sucking girl's toes but she freaked out in her house
- Tinder date brought kid on first date
Jokes about being bullied while homeschooled, his girlfriend's bulimia, pretty girls at the gym, his mom breastfeeding him, and growing up close with his mother.
- His girlfriend told him she was bulimic; he said maybe she's stressed about being fat.
- Pretty girls at the gym wipe down machines after working out, ignoring that he came to watch.
Ryan delivers rapid-fire dark jokes covering infidelity, grooming, abuse, and trauma with tight punchlines in under 60 seconds, demonstrating strong comedic timing and joke writing.
- Teacher caught cheating but was faithful; won't send dick pics to girls, only women.
- Friend worried about kidnappings; I said I was molested at camp but told immediately.
- Friend called about Mexican kids in cages; I thought he meant the party.