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Kill Tony #473 — Annie Lederman

📅 September 21, 2020 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Main Room 🎤 7 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: Annie Lederman

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Lineup

1

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: William discussed being a poser Lakers fan, atheism, commercials, the fax machine song (Axel F), tough times with a coke dealer going to rehab, and complimenting an actress's voice work.

Interview: Discussed a brown recluse spider bite on a waterbed with a girl in Memphis, losing virginity at 14, seeing the Harlem Globetrotters, and doing coke with a tennis player. Extended discussion about his perpetually worn Mountain Hardwear shorts from his sophomore year, holes in the crotch, and his father confirming he's had them for years.

Bits:
  • Impression of poser Lakers fans who haven't seen Jack Nicholson on the sideline lately.
  • References the fax machine song (Axel F) that plays when accidentally calling a fax number.
  • Times are tough when your coke dealer goes to rehab.
Moments:
  • Father called on speakerphone during interview to confirm William's shorts situation and weight fluctuations.
  • Discovery of exact same Mountain Hardwear shorts on sale for $45 during interview, front and back holes examined on camera.
  • Basketball shot attempt into William's crotch hole during extended bit.
2

Reagan Wartner

Set: Reagan's first month doing stand-up. Discussed female friends talking about sex, Bill Cosby and drugging women, Comic-Con canceled, COVID parties, going to gay bars in the 80s, and Tinder's lack of humor with his 'Islam on the streets, jihad in the sheets' bio.

Interview: Discussed moving to LA during pandemic right after George Floyd, gym membership debt collector claim, co-living situation with pod beds, Postmates delivery, encounters with meth heads and unhoused people, mother's divorce, and step-sisters.

Bits:
  • Women won't let you hear dirty deeds or they'll write you off—Cosby wanted to prevent women from telling jokes.
  • Tinder bio 'Islam on the streets, jihad in the sheets' got him banned.
  • Comic-Con canceled; he prepared Batman costume with rice hat and chopsticks, only missing COVID.
Moments:
  • Tony noted this is Reagan's second appearance though he claimed it was his first time.
  • Panel discussion of Bill Cosby joke structure, noting the premise was good but needed refinement.
  • Extended discussion about encountering homeless meth head who blocked his car; Tony shared similar encounter story.
3

Kenneeth Burnett

4

David Lucas

Regular

Set: David discussed women saying 'you'll never find another like me,' loving women easily with minimal effort, comparing love to animals, and his ideal woman being a deaf mute like Helen Keller who can't hear or speak back.

Interview: Extended conversation about dating, relationships, recent MMA training (jiu jitsu), deep sea fishing trip tomorrow with a movie producer, basketball shooting competition where David and Jeremiah shot basketball into a trash can, and various tangents about women, dogs, and bathroom habits.

Bits:
  • Women say you'll never love again, but loving happens easily—love is just someone who sleeps with you 3-4 times weekly.
  • Perfect woman would be deaf mute like Helen Keller—can't hear affairs or speak back.
  • Comparing love to owning a dog that pisses and eats, easier than actual human relationships.
Moments:
  • First-ever Kill Tony basketball shootout tournament between David, Jeremiah, and the band members using a trash can as basket.
  • David and Jeremiah initially made every shot before missing after competitive pressure mounted.
  • Tony mentioned David was Robin Williams' last opener and that he gave him Parkinson's.
5

Ryan Joseph

Set: Ryan discussed installing security cameras for paranoid women, dreaming his stepmom died and waking up with semen, having an adopted brother from Africa who came out as gay, China's racism and mistreatment of women, and construction crews speaking Spanish near his house.

Interview: Extensive interview about relationship drama with a Latina girlfriend who cheated, took her to Arizona, she continued seeing another guy, Instagram/phone situation, tracked down the guy via copywriting scam, received knife threats from cabin-dwelling copywriter, jealousy-fueled hate sex, girlfriend going to New York, and relationship dysfunction patterns.

Bits:
  • Dreamed stepmother died, woke up drenched in semen—morbid awakening joke.
  • Adopted brother from Africa came out of closet; family upset they tried hard to make closet feel like home.
  • Construction crew next door speaking Spanish driving him crazy—riffs on China's racism while mirroring discomfort.
Moments:
  • Annie Lederman called out the relationship dysfunction, warning that encouraging crazy behavior would end badly.
  • Tony and panel diagnosed Ryan as enjoying the drama and jealousy cycle with his girlfriend.
  • Extended discussion about polyamorous girlfriend, ethical non-monogamy book on coffee table, and screenshot trap of Tinder matches.
6

Casval Wolfe

Set: Casval discussed being plant-based for 4 years and being open to sleeping with trans women ('beyond meat, beyond . . .'), commented on Jared Fogle not being on Epstein flight logs but using the subway instead, and got banned from Tinder for 'Islam on the streets, jihad in the sheets' bio while drunk.

Interview: Discussed being Cuban from Miami, touring musician, sing in rock band called Vispera, writes music for others, sang Sinatra acapella ('Fly Me to the Moon'), recently ended emotionally abusive relationship 4 months ago, makes cold brew coffee during quarantine, plays multiple instruments, started learning drums during pandemic, mentioned Celebrity crush Elian Gonzalez.

Bits:
  • Plant-based for 4 years, not opposed to trans women now: 'Beyond meat, beyond . . .'
  • Jared Fogle not on Epstein flight logs because he was forced to take the subway.
  • Tinder banned him for changing bio to 'Islam on the streets, jihad in the sheets' while drunk.
Moments:
  • Performed Sinatra's 'Fly Me to the Moon' acapella during interview despite initial reluctance.
  • Tony and panel reacted enthusiastically to Sinatra performance; Jeremiah attempted his own version.
  • Challenge setup: Casval vs. Joel for Mexican drums at episode 500; loser must shower before appearing on show.