Kill Tony #472 — Jimmy Shubert
Guests: Jimmy Shubert
Lineup
Set: Absurdist jokes about coffee, Lakers/Clippers fans, an earthquake prediction for August 27, 2020, and a compliment to Jimmy about the Italian Job.
Interview: William discussed being drunk, his grill skills (including cooking frozen pizza on the air filter while driving), his temperature reading, and cargo pocket contents including a Ridge wallet.
- Women like coffee wrapped in styrofoam comparison
- Earthquake predicted for August 27, 2020 (three weeks prior)
- LaQuinta hotel chain impressions as landlord asking about breakfast
- William compliments Jimmy about Italian Job role during his set
- Ridge wallet segment with multiple takes and edits needed
- Temperature check reveals 97.3, William jokes about soft rock FM
Moha
Set: Jokes about hating on deadbeat dads, defending kids, fat people at fast food joints, and mask effectiveness against coronavirus. Third time performing stand-up.
Interview: Revealed he's Somalian raised in Sweden, came to LA five years ago, worked at nightclubs as a promoter to get in free, and has an unusual physical trait of four nipples on his chest.
- Maybe the kids made the dads run out, not vice versa
- Fat people in fast food lines guarantee good tasting food
- Farts go through mask so coronavirus must too
- Moha takes shirt off revealing four nipples on his chest
- Extended riffing about the four nipples being underformed versus actual nipples
- Moha produces condom from pocket, claims always ready
Set: Southern-accent comedy about being perceived as racist, military service in Iraq as helicopter mechanic, and the difficulty of reintegration after war. Well-structured, joke-heavy set.
Interview: Discussed recent golf outing with Tony and Jimmy, sore legs from walking 18 holes, 13 years doing comedy in LA with 5 years at Comedy Store, and podcast with Jetski Johnson. Revealed his score was 109.
- Southern accent makes people assume racism despite opposing it
- Marine Corps helicopter mechanic; people ask if killed anyone
- Joke about being good or bad helicopter mechanic after people ask about killing
- Tony praises Mitch's set structure and execution compared to others
- Mitch mentions reading comments saying he's not as fat as people claim
- Discussion of golf outing details including jetski's boyfriend being ranked 3rd in state
Set: Provocative set about apartment rejection based on race, retirement home STDs, female friendships (with fat joke), and dark humor about his father's Vietnam atrocities.
Interview: Continued story from previous week about girlfriend who cheated with Instagram guy in Washington. Ryan catfished the guy, received a knife threat photo, and is now conflicted about reconciliation.
- Got apartment rejected for bad credit; drove there to show he's white
- Retirement home volunteer surprised by STDs in 95-year-olds
- Can't have platonic female friendships; the fat ones don't matter
- Ryan admits to catfishing girlfriend's Instagram guy by pretending to be copywriter
- Copywriter sent photo of knife to Ryan as threat after being exposed
- Ryan created fake Tinder matches and sent screenshots to girlfriend to make her jealous
- Walter Figg character provides absurd relationship advice about tracking girlfriend
- Ryan reveals girlfriend is currently at his apartment during the show
Set: LA observations: magical prostitutes, homeless people, Disneyland on acid, Skid Row crack addicts, and surreal tent experience on drugs. Heavy drug references and absurdist imagery.
Interview: Discussed recent roast battles in LA, England, Australia, and Tokyo. Works at NYPD Pizza making pizzas from scratch. Lives in India, goes to Vegas, uses high socks as pickup line indicator.
- LA has magical prostitutes that make the world go round
- Take acid to Disneyland; find characters on Skid Row instead
- Found half-man half-crackhead Narnia in tent while on acid
- Los Digits mentions being featured on Fool's Gone Wild after previous Kill Tony appearance
- Walter Figg character refuses to acknowledge Los Digits as mailman, says he delivers in West Hollywood
- Shares cholo dating secrets: high socks indicate girl is down for anything
- Los Digits reveals graffiti artist background, added 'Los' when moved to LA