Kill Tony #471 — Frank Castillo
Guests: Frank Castillo
Lineup
Set: Absurdist one-liners about blimp sales, missing youth pastors, and Biden's running mate, mixing random topics with observational humor.
Interview: Discussed his drinking habits, recent grilling and Stella Artois consumption, unemployment benefits, relationship stability, and his fashion choices; audience collected shorts for him.
- Blimp salesman comparison to plumbing difficulty
- Missing youth pastor joke tied to not snitching
- Kamala Harris/Ugandan Giant wordplay
- Audience organized to send William new shorts after he admitted wearing same pair for months
- William disclosed youth pastor missing, drinks vodka-coke at 3am, sweating profusely
Set: Topics include dating a cousin at prom, co-worker Edward who farts, and a car accident on the way to the show involving a flatbed truck.
Interview: 21-year-old welder from Modesto who drove 5 hours for the show; discussed the flatbed accident, cousin prom situation, and competed in a Mexican drum-off against Joel.
- Dating cousin at prom because grandmother set it up
- Ukrainian co-worker Edward farting at work regularly
- Car accident on drive to show from Modesto
- First-time performer participates in Mexican drum-off competition; loses decisively to Joel Berg
- Discussed cousin with webbed feet/stuck toes in detail during interview
Set: Observational comedy about white people putting dogs in strollers, Instagram dogs, dating white girls, and girl with dog Instagram account.
Interview: Discussed preference for Taylor Swift-type white girlfriend, D&D references, saw white woman breastfeeding dog, debate about trust in relationships and social media.
- White people put dogs in strollers, leashes on kids
- Dating white girls without ankle tattoos or TSA jobs
- Girl posts Instagram as her dog with stories
- Frank Castillo roasts David calling him gay member of Earth Wind & Fire
- Panel goes on extended tangent about buttholes, goats, and sexual experiences
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Set: Comedy about going to Pride parade for STD testing, nurse reactions, grooming genitals, and Chlamydia experiences.
Interview: Long Beach native, tech support worker; discussed STD testing history, Chlamydia diagnosis, cocaine/molly use, and childhood fear of Chucky dolls.
- Attended Pride for free STD testing stations not cause support
- Pulled out genitals for nurse during STD test
- Tony shares childhood story about My Buddy doll turning head 360 degrees; panel discusses My Buddy vs Chucky dolls
Set: Jokes about wallet stolen for Fortnite skins, girlfriend with face tattoos compared to expired car tags, dark pedophile commentary.
Interview: From Hemet CA near scientology base; former solar panel door-to-door salesman, now doing unemployment; fiancée Frankie with nail salon business; thumb play with girlfriend.
- Wayfare cabinet stole wallet for 200 Fortnite skins
- Face tattoos on girlfriend like expired car tags
- Nick performs freestyle rap battle for panel; demonstrated previous Venice Beach rap battling skills
- Acted out solar panel sales pitch with Tony as customer; fake coffee drinking with escalating heat damage
Set: Jokes about dating post-op transgender girl, sucking toes in someone's house, Tinder single mother, and avoiding rape jokes.
Interview: Instructional designer at university; broke up with girlfriend two weeks ago over her staying in contact with ex; quit watching porn one year ago.
- Dated post-op transgender but didn't know until suspicious signs
- Sucking girl's toes but she freaked out in her house
- Tinder date brought kid on first date
- Revealed very recent breakup (today); discussed insecurity about girlfriend following ex on Instagram
Set: Absurdist doctor jokes, yoga commentary, Nickelodeon criticism, Fauci genetics joke; discussion of near-kidnapping and molestation attempt as child.
Interview: Chicago improv legend; discussed childhood kidnapping attempt by flasher, mother's kidnapping near-miss, changed clothes while driving to car wash job.
- Doctor says he has body of cello grandma double penetrated
- Yoga is stretching for people who can't make friends
- Fauci joke about finding gene that controls ugly
- Michael presents fun fact envelopes about cast members; reveals he has 10+ LA family members none contacted him