Jimmy Shubert
Jimmy Shubert has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Long-form set about mask wearing, condom analogy for masks, coffee orders, protein scrambles, chicken omelets as vendetta, celery as dangerous/negative calories, Peter North porn star celery diet.
- Mask over nose like condom over balls; coffee culture triple-pass latte orders ridiculous.
- Protein scramble with chicken is double-chicken vendetta, like hamburger dipped in milk.
- Celery is dangerous negative-calorie food; porn star Peter North eats celery for volume.
Late-episode minute about fresh pepper mills at restaurants, waiter with carpal tunnel syndrome requiring bus boys, and critiquing restaurant terminology like 'care for dessert.'
- Waiter's pepper mill so bad bus boys have to work it from behind
- Critiques restaurant phrase 'care for dessert'—want direct language not emotional commitment
Jimmy did an extended set about hiking to impress a woman, encountering a guy on a mountain unicycle, ranting about the absurdity of Muni (mountain unicycling), and warning people about dangerous hobbies vs the real rush of adult life responsibilities.
- Hiking with girl trying to impress, maybe cougar will kill me instead
- Mountain unicycling (Muni) is absurd, guy on unicycle baffles me
- Real rush is managing mortgage and teenagers, not extreme hobbies