Kill Tony #474 — Alex Hooper
Guests: Alex Hooper
Lineup
Set: Set about rollerblades, Bill & Ted, homeschooling and school shooters, Dale Earnhardt tribute races, George Floyd, and racist jokes on Kill Tony. Strong joke density with provocative material.
Interview: Discussed recent drinking problem mentioned by David Lucas, claimed he stopped but revealed he drank Saturday morning into early morning, works out in backyard, mentioned girlfriend situation and staph infection. Extended discussion of past controversies from previous episode.
- Tour de France but with rollerblades pitch dismissal
- Dale Earnhardt honored with race, George Floyd response comparison
- Racist joke on Kill Tony means three weeks hiding
- Confessed to drinking early Saturday morning after claiming sobriety
- Admitted to inappropriate behavior from previous episode including vomiting on equipment and kissing someone named Janice in bathroom
Set: Set about working at disability center before COVID, observing disabled clients showing affection, raw love observations, and awkward bathroom encounter.
Interview: Discussed working with mentally disabled clients, observed sexual tension between them, revealed 12-year celibacy since age 19, attracted attention in sweatpants. Became focus of extended penis/erection discussion.
- Levels of love with mother's love and disabled love comparison
- Caught clients kissing and making out at facility
- Became subject of extended boner-focused crowd work and camera zooming, first person deliberately made erect on Kill Tony history
- Revealed 12 years of celibacy since age 19, now 31
Set: Poem-format set about hair on penis, manscaping, pornography addiction, face sweat vs butt sweat, and facial hair. Verbose absurdist rap-adjacent delivery.
Interview: Discussed acid and weed use, working in hospital morgue without knowing it, recent breakup with 17-year-old girlfriend who wanted marriage then left, revealed three nipples. Pulled out ratchet strap from crotch as unexpected prop.
- Hair growing on dick hard to shave on shriveled shaft
- Pornography as addictive as crack with all fetish categories available
- Revealed three-nipple claim, pulled up shirt for inspection
- Pulled out ratchet strap from crotch thinking show would ask about strapped gun
- Confessed to recent breakup with 17-year-old who wanted marriage then left him
Set: Political set about Nancy Pelosi salon visit, government gym access inequity, and explicit threesome experience with butch lesbian and her girlfriend.
Interview: Discussed graphic threesome details involving stud with large strap-on, explained dominance preferences in sex, faked orgasms, discussed dating sex workers and strippers.
- Nancy Pelosi got hair done and left looking like salamander
- Gyms open in government buildings but not in projects during quarantine
- First threesome was 2.5 some with stud dominating him
- Extended explicit discussion of threesome with butch lesbian using strap-on, dominating position
- Discussed being dominant in sex and controlling female partners
Set: Set about forced vacation (prison), Black Lives Matter misunderstanding (Blue Lives Matter/Smurfs reference), job title changes (waiter to server), and attempted rap about misogyny.
Interview: Revealed fresh out of prison for robbery and accessory to robbery with wife, stole from Walmart and Burlington Coat Factory while on methamphetamine. Discussed prison experiences, factions, 12 years sobriety (4 years now), fire camp, and return to comedy after 20-year hiatus.
- Blue Lives Matter Smurf joke misunderstood as Black Lives Matter reference
- Job title changes remove dignity from workers
- Revealed recent prison release for robbery, stole with wife as co-defendant
- Discussed 12 years clean from methamphetamine after 4 years sober total, started using with wife and kids at home
- Mentioned previous stand-up appearance 20 years ago hosting for Ari Shafir in Santa Barbara at Coach House
Set: Set about moving to desert, gained weight (Walmart pregnancy), YouTube sleep app ads, elf on shelf surveillance, and Black Lives Matter police shooting joke.
Interview: Comics since 6 years from DC and New York, moved to 29 Palms in April 2020, discussed mushroom use, astrology practice, prayer, primates research giving ketamine/bombs/radiation, dolphin telepathy swimming.
- Walmart pregnancy from microwave pizza, canned wine, clogged septic tanks
- Elf on shelf as preparation for government surveillance via sleep apps
- Discussed working in government research with primates, gave them bombs and radiation
- Claimed telepathy experience with dolphins while swimming on mushrooms
- Identified as astrologer, gave Red Band fortune about north node of fate
Set: Set about 2020 being rough, Kyle Rittenhouse school shooting plan joke, quarantine Netflix and anime, anime as Mexican soap operas, 2020 as hotel floor for time travelers.
Interview: Discussed consuming 125+ milligrams of THC delta-8 gummies during show, has designated driver, lives in San Jacinto near Temecula/San Diego, appeared as extra in Scientology film in 2011.
- Kyle Rittenhouse had school shooting plans thwarted by Zoom meetings
- Anime is Mexican soap operas in cartoon form
- Ate 125+ milligrams of THC delta-8 gummies during show interview, became increasingly intoxicated
- Discussed appearing as extra in Scientology film in San Jacinto in 2011, had armed guards on set
- Revealed owning four dogs, three snakes, one lizard, two cats shared with fiancée and roommate
Set: Performed full theatrical adaptation of 'The Miracle Worker' with William Montgomery and Jack the Ripper, depicting Helen Keller story with dark humor, drug references, and anachronistic elements.
Interview: Brief post-set discussion, mentioned wearing earrings. Promoted michaellairecomedy.com and social media.
- Helen Keller adaptation with anabolic steroids, Kmart parking lot, Hyundai flipping
- Full theatrical production with multiple performers in character, elaborate props and narration