Kristy Belich
Kristy Belich has performed on Kill Tony 5 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Graphic set about ex-boyfriend sleeping with ex-best friend on her donated bed with period stains; heavy sexual and bodily fluid humor.
- Ex-girlfriend was lesbian; his dick wasn't curved right for conversion.
- Period stains on old bed like Jackson Pollock vs. straight pomegranate red.
Kristy opened about pandemic's impact on Hollywood, then revealed she's been homeless on and off for two years but in 'bougie homeless' state ordering Grubhub to Exxon Mobils with promo codes at 2am and washing herself there.
- Hollywood faster fall than Epstein victim in cereal bowl reference
- Bougie homeless: Grubhub to Exxon Mobil at 2am washing self there
Kristy performs as an astrologer giving 2020 pandemic advice: become a sex worker, get paywall, use coconut oil, tattoo promo codes on yourself, and skip college. Topical pandemic humor.
- 2020 advice: just hoe yourself out, get paywall, use coconut oil, skip college.
Set about moving to desert, gained weight (Walmart pregnancy), YouTube sleep app ads, elf on shelf surveillance, and Black Lives Matter police shooting joke.
- Walmart pregnancy from microwave pizza, canned wine, clogged septic tanks
- Elf on shelf as preparation for government surveillance via sleep apps
Kristy proposes a plan to make prostitution legal and have sex workers distract police officers. She discusses her moves to LA and previous failed comedy career attempts.
- Prostitutes form nonprofit to seduce police officers into submission
- Lusty prostitutes provide benefits like dental care to turn cops passive