Kill Tony #415 — Tim Dillon, Mike Feeney
Guests: Tim Dillon · Mike Feeney
Lineup
Set: Jewish Persian woman from Ohio discussing therapy, CBD-addicted dogs, and threatening to have her rich father buy the Comedy Store after bombing in front of an Ohio crowd.
Interview: Tony and the panel probe Shana's background, discovering her father's wealth, her failed law school attempt, her relocation to Columbus, and her poor dating choices while she admits she's 'not likable.'
- I recently started seeing someone—a therapist/massage therapist who doubles as counselor.
- Gave dog CBD, now he's hooked, sees same counselor, pays half her copay.
- Never say you're Jewish on stage in Ohio—threatened to have father buy the place.
- Shana threatens to have her father buy the Comedy Store to get audience members kicked out, displaying privilege and poor comedic judgment.
- Tony discovers Shana's ethnicity confusion (Persian/Jewish/Mexican) and her father's actual net worth is unknown to her.
- Shana admits she was waitlisted to law school and chose comedy instead because she turned 25 and had to pay her own insurance.
Orlando
Set: Orlando performs a phone prank joke where he tricks an insurance rep by giving increasingly difficult phonetic spellings of letters (K as in Knife, G as in Gnome, P as in Pterodactyl).
Interview: Orlando reveals he's 40 years old, a Puerto Rican archaeologist working in the Inyo National Forest moonlighting as a Lyft driver, former Navy service in Guam, and interested in dating Annabelle.
- Insurance call prank: gives increasingly absurd phonetic spellings (Knife, Gnome, Pterodactyl).
- Orlando perfectly times his 60-second set, ending exactly on the kitten sound cue.
- Orlando makes awkward/inappropriate comment about what he'd do with Annabelle in doggy style.
Set: Ryan delivers rapid-fire dark jokes covering infidelity, grooming, abuse, and trauma with tight punchlines in under 60 seconds, demonstrating strong comedic timing and joke writing.
Interview: Ryan reveals he's 35, works as instructional designer, been sober 7 years from painkiller addiction, dating his girlfriend 18 months, and wrote gay erotica on Amazon under the title 'Sucking Mister Spencer.'
- Teacher caught cheating but was faithful; won't send dick pics to girls, only women.
- Friend worried about kidnappings; I said I was molested at camp but told immediately.
- Friend called about Mexican kids in cages; I thought he meant the party.
- Ryan's set is praised as saving the show with 8 hard-hitting punchlines in 60 seconds, perfect execution.
- Audible sample of Ryan's erotica 'Sucking Mister Spencer' is played on air, describing fireman scene.
Ichabod
Jesse Greg
- Jesse Greg was pulled from the bucket but did not appear on stage or perform.
Set: Frank delivers jokes about his angry-sounding name, looking like he'd skip job interviews for sneakers, not dancing (compares himself to a Turkish rebounder on the NBA floor), and being Mexican in LA where everyone assumes he likes the Dodgers.
Interview: Frank is 29, Mexican, works as warehouse shipping supervisor for 4 years, still lives with mom and sister, hasn't saved enough for his own place, and carries his ID in a ripped Manila envelope instead of a wallet.
- People ask if my name Frank is short for angry stepdad; it's short for short-tempered.
- Look like I'd skip job interview for sneakers.
- Don't dance; dance floor like NBA—unless you're Black or flamboyant, just another white guy.
- Frank reveals he carries his ID in a torn Manila envelope instead of a wallet, shocking Tony who has never asked about wallets before.
- Ridge Wallet sponsors the show and gives Frank $1000 cash as a first-time prize, the first monetary gift in Kill Tony history.
- Frank becomes emotional upon receiving the $1000 cash, nearly crying on stage.
Set: William performs a set mixing dark humor about custody courts, Papa John's, Veterans Day, and Shark Week feeding frenzies (1993-1997), admitting his father didn't actually die and displaying his typical pattern of lying on stage.
Interview: William moved to Echo Park, lost/gained weight unclear, eats a box of Eggos daily with cardio, has two cameras in roommates' bedroom, caught them having sex and slipped in bathtub on iPad while watching, performs his signature winking bit.
- Asks what dick to suck to get kids back in court setting.
- Best Shark Week was 1993-1997 with chum, boats, feeding frenzies.
- William claims his father died on Veterans Day but Tony debunks him, noting his father was on the show 8 months ago.
- William performs his signature winking bit, winking at audience members and guests including Mike Feeney, making Mike feel like he 'came in his pants.'
- William attempts 200 jumping jacks but only makes it to 21 before gassing out, contradicting his claims.
Set: David roasts Ari's exposed genitals, then performs about adult kidnappings where a 300-pound friend isn't concerned because she needs a forklift and 18-wheeler to be abducted, contrasting with ice cream trucks.
Interview: David just became the newest door guy at the Comedy Store, newly hired; he's dealing with four parking tickets, drives a Challenger, has a podcast 'Brothers in Cursing' with William Montgomery on Death Squad Network, married with heavy wife joke implied.
- Friend weighs 300 lbs, worried about kidnappings—not her, needs forklift, 18-wheeler.
- David becomes the newest door guy at the Comedy Store, a significant career move for visibility and growth.
- David relentlessly roasts Tim Dillon, comparing him to various unflattering references (Timmy Turner, Madea in diabetic shock, etc.).
- David gives out his Cash App at the end: '$davidlucasfunny' to help pay his parking tickets.
Nick Torchan
- Nick Torchan was called from the bucket but did not appear on stage; name appears in pull but no performance.