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Kill Tony #415 — Tim Dillon, Mike Feeney

📅 November 11, 2019 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Main Room 🎤 14 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: Tim Dillon · Mike Feeney

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Lineup

1

Shana Rabini

Set: Jewish Persian woman from Ohio discussing therapy, CBD-addicted dogs, and threatening to have her rich father buy the Comedy Store after bombing in front of an Ohio crowd.

Interview: Tony and the panel probe Shana's background, discovering her father's wealth, her failed law school attempt, her relocation to Columbus, and her poor dating choices while she admits she's 'not likable.'

Bits:
  • I recently started seeing someone—a therapist/massage therapist who doubles as counselor.
  • Gave dog CBD, now he's hooked, sees same counselor, pays half her copay.
  • Never say you're Jewish on stage in Ohio—threatened to have father buy the place.
Moments:
  • Shana threatens to have her father buy the Comedy Store to get audience members kicked out, displaying privilege and poor comedic judgment.
  • Tony discovers Shana's ethnicity confusion (Persian/Jewish/Mexican) and her father's actual net worth is unknown to her.
  • Shana admits she was waitlisted to law school and chose comedy instead because she turned 25 and had to pay her own insurance.
2

Orlando

Set: Orlando performs a phone prank joke where he tricks an insurance rep by giving increasingly difficult phonetic spellings of letters (K as in Knife, G as in Gnome, P as in Pterodactyl).

Interview: Orlando reveals he's 40 years old, a Puerto Rican archaeologist working in the Inyo National Forest moonlighting as a Lyft driver, former Navy service in Guam, and interested in dating Annabelle.

Bits:
  • Insurance call prank: gives increasingly absurd phonetic spellings (Knife, Gnome, Pterodactyl).
Moments:
  • Orlando perfectly times his 60-second set, ending exactly on the kitten sound cue.
  • Orlando makes awkward/inappropriate comment about what he'd do with Annabelle in doggy style.
3

Ryan Joseph

Set: Ryan delivers rapid-fire dark jokes covering infidelity, grooming, abuse, and trauma with tight punchlines in under 60 seconds, demonstrating strong comedic timing and joke writing.

Interview: Ryan reveals he's 35, works as instructional designer, been sober 7 years from painkiller addiction, dating his girlfriend 18 months, and wrote gay erotica on Amazon under the title 'Sucking Mister Spencer.'

Bits:
  • Teacher caught cheating but was faithful; won't send dick pics to girls, only women.
  • Friend worried about kidnappings; I said I was molested at camp but told immediately.
  • Friend called about Mexican kids in cages; I thought he meant the party.
Moments:
  • Ryan's set is praised as saving the show with 8 hard-hitting punchlines in 60 seconds, perfect execution.
  • Audible sample of Ryan's erotica 'Sucking Mister Spencer' is played on air, describing fireman scene.
4

Ichabod (Craig)

Set: Ichabod (a Vegas legend and known eccentric) performs about looking like Mick Mars, scaring himself in mirrors at his new house, and his Uncle Ron taking him to shows.

Interview: Ichabod reveals his real name is Craig, he took a $1 bus trip from Vegas, got a raise at a dive bar (free beer while working), and pitched the idea of 'Kill Ichabod' as a Vegas show with Tony's band.

Bits:
  • Just moved to fancy house with mirrors everywhere; scared himself 3 times in shower.
Moments:
  • Ichabod pulls mysterious items from lunchbox including a human hand and business cards, creating intrigue.
  • Ichabod pitches 'Kill Ichabod' concept—Vegas show where he hosts and the band performs, requests Tony consider it.
  • Tony definitively rejects 'Kill Ichabod' Vegas show idea but compliments Ichabod's spirit.
5

Jesse Greg

Moments:
  • Jesse Greg was pulled from the bucket but did not appear on stage or perform.
6

Adam Sheba

Set: Adam, a bald man, jokes about not liking other bald people who claim they have the same haircut, and makes a crude joke about giving head so good you could braid hair while doing it.

Interview: Adam is 32, Black/white mix, from Miami originally, worked at Dream Hollywood Hotel as bellman for 2.5 years, lives with girlfriend in Baldwin Hills who is a PR rep for jewelry, and his father was murdered in gang violence when he was 8.

Bits:
  • I'm bald and don't like other bald people who say we have the same haircut.
  • Joke about giving head so good deserving Allen Iverson braids.
Moments:
  • Adam's set runs short due to expecting laughter pauses; Tony notes that newer comedians often have this problem.
  • Adam reveals his father was a pimp and was murdered in gang violence when Adam was 8.
  • Tony encourages Adam to talk about his father's story on stage instead of his baldness, recognizing more interesting material.
  • Adam mentions he saw Tony frustrated in line at Popeyes on Sunset but didn't approach him.
7

Cheryl Anderson

Set: Cheryl performs as 'Soccer Mom,' delivering energetic observations about being old and how 'as fuck' is now a versatile expression usable in family-friendly settings like Whole Foods.

Interview: Cheryl has been signed up for years without getting pulled, doing stand-up for 12 years (7 since youngest left school), married 35 years to an engineer, took a UCB class, dated a Black basketball player, and ate nothing but Olive Garden for a year.

Bits:
  • Being old as fuck; 'as fuck' is versatile—can say it at Whole Foods about prices.
Moments:
  • Cheryl has been signed up every Monday for years but never got pulled until tonight; finally achieves her bucket luck.
  • Tony invites Cheryl to perform at the Ice House on Friday based on her strong set.
  • Cheryl reveals she ate nothing but Olive Garden spaghetti with marinara and steamed veggies all last year.
8

Frank Uloa

Set: Frank delivers jokes about his angry-sounding name, looking like he'd skip job interviews for sneakers, not dancing (compares himself to a Turkish rebounder on the NBA floor), and being Mexican in LA where everyone assumes he likes the Dodgers.

Interview: Frank is 29, Mexican, works as warehouse shipping supervisor for 4 years, still lives with mom and sister, hasn't saved enough for his own place, and carries his ID in a ripped Manila envelope instead of a wallet.

Bits:
  • People ask if my name Frank is short for angry stepdad; it's short for short-tempered.
  • Look like I'd skip job interview for sneakers.
  • Don't dance; dance floor like NBA—unless you're Black or flamboyant, just another white guy.
Moments:
  • Frank reveals he carries his ID in a torn Manila envelope instead of a wallet, shocking Tony who has never asked about wallets before.
  • Ridge Wallet sponsors the show and gives Frank $1000 cash as a first-time prize, the first monetary gift in Kill Tony history.
  • Frank becomes emotional upon receiving the $1000 cash, nearly crying on stage.
9

William Montgomery

RegularPanel

Set: William performs a set mixing dark humor about custody courts, Papa John's, Veterans Day, and Shark Week feeding frenzies (1993-1997), admitting his father didn't actually die and displaying his typical pattern of lying on stage.

Interview: William moved to Echo Park, lost/gained weight unclear, eats a box of Eggos daily with cardio, has two cameras in roommates' bedroom, caught them having sex and slipped in bathtub on iPad while watching, performs his signature winking bit.

Bits:
  • Asks what dick to suck to get kids back in court setting.
  • Best Shark Week was 1993-1997 with chum, boats, feeding frenzies.
Moments:
  • William claims his father died on Veterans Day but Tony debunks him, noting his father was on the show 8 months ago.
  • William performs his signature winking bit, winking at audience members and guests including Mike Feeney, making Mike feel like he 'came in his pants.'
  • William attempts 200 jumping jacks but only makes it to 21 before gassing out, contradicting his claims.
10

David Lucas

RegularPanel

Set: David roasts Ari's exposed genitals, then performs about adult kidnappings where a 300-pound friend isn't concerned because she needs a forklift and 18-wheeler to be abducted, contrasting with ice cream trucks.

Interview: David just became the newest door guy at the Comedy Store, newly hired; he's dealing with four parking tickets, drives a Challenger, has a podcast 'Brothers in Cursing' with William Montgomery on Death Squad Network, married with heavy wife joke implied.

Bits:
  • Friend weighs 300 lbs, worried about kidnappings—not her, needs forklift, 18-wheeler.
Moments:
  • David becomes the newest door guy at the Comedy Store, a significant career move for visibility and growth.
  • David relentlessly roasts Tim Dillon, comparing him to various unflattering references (Timmy Turner, Madea in diabetic shock, etc.).
  • David gives out his Cash App at the end: '$davidlucasfunny' to help pay his parking tickets.
11

Nick Gutierrez

Set: Nick performs loosely-structured set about sleeping in fireman's arms at age 3, parents being Trump supporters (growing old sucks), regretting watching Spike TV at 14, and being fat, with admittedly forgotten jokes mid-set.

Interview: Nick is 24 (turns 24 on Sunday), works at In-N-Out, has economics degree but job hunting, just ended 9-month relationship, holds unofficial 2-hour staring contest record (doesn't blink), tried high school soccer but never played (only brought Gatorade).

Bits:
  • If I slept in arms of fireman when 3 days old (uncertain if gay).
  • Getting old sucks because you find out your parents are Trump supporters.
  • Regret watching Spike TV at 14; being fat happened a few years ago.
Moments:
  • Nick forgets his jokes mid-set, acknowledges he had material memorized but can't recall it.
  • Nick holds unofficial world record for longest staring contest—2 hours without blinking; proves it by staring intensely at Tony.
  • Nick's one-word answer to 'what would you do with Annabelle'—'sucker dick'—immediately becomes a callback running joke.
  • Nick reveals he shit his pants at age 16 playing wiffle ball, sliding out of shorts while running.

Interview: Tim participates as a main panel guest throughout the episode, making comments, laughs at jokes, occasionally roasts performers, and engages with the other guests and band.

Moments:
  • Tim compliments William Montgomery's Shark Week joke, saying 'I really like a lot of your Shark Week material.'
  • Tim laughs and engaged deeply in Ryan Joseph's erotica story reading, leaning back and genuinely enjoying.

Interview: Mike participates as a main panel guest, first-time on Kill Tony, just arrived from New York, had lunch next to Justin Bieber, host of Irish Goodbye podcast with Mike Cannon.

Moments:
  • Mike denies having lunch with Justin Bieber, saying if Justin saw him in a restaurant he'd have him removed.
  • Mike takes a shot at the Miami/Orlando naming, saying he would have guessed 'Miami not Orlando'—weak callback attempt.
  • Mike gets roasted by David Lucas relentlessly, compared to various unflattering figures.
14

Nick Torchan

Moments:
  • Nick Torchan was called from the bucket but did not appear on stage; name appears in pull but no performance.