Johnny Gold

Discussed his absent father, having dad repellent as a child, pimps in his San Francisco neighborhood, and his childhood experience with a table tennis coach.

• My dad was a weapon of mass destruction, just gone.
• I beat the one-armed kid in table tennis.

Dark one-liners about his father, Dick Cheney, and sexually abused women. Extremely dark material that doesn't land with the audience.

• Impersonation of dad at age four: see ya.
• Dating molested women who learned oral sex early from uncles.